Arsenal News 24/7Writer: Rocky7 
Date:Thursday April 20 2006
Time: 3:41PM
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Chelsea In £20m Shock Swoop
Jose Maureenho, has made an audacious attempt to lure Arsenal's new superstar away from Highbury for £20m.
The Russians from the bridge got wind from Highbury last night of a real gutsy performance from the new addition to the Arsenal ranks.
Jose said,
'He looks very special, he can be special, we can both be special together'
'He put in good performance, performance of Champion, he can be champion'
'He is not very tall, but he is quick, I like quick players'
'Will his tail fit in the shorts? I don't know, but if it doesn't, we buy new shorts'
When asked if he thought it was a little bit soon to judge whether a Squirrel would be good enough to play in the Premier League Jose said.
'Squirrel? He is not Squirrel, he's is from Portugal, he is a warrior, not Squirrel.'
The wages are thought to be around 20,000 bags of nuts a week.
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Can't see a chant of 'Nice one squirrel' going down too well at the bridge. lolol
FEn_100
Gooners do have a sence of humor after all
huscarl
LOL. you got the Scoop on this one.
BigYid
The world has gone mad and is a better place for it!
The Fear
Jokes, When I first read this I thought it was about cole or something!
gunner-minesh
U heard cole is about to make another move for cole.
kenyanrudeboy
Hey huscarl, i'm from pompey, and i've got a sense of humour. I need one. lol.
FEn_100
In an exclusive interview with Pacey Groves, I can confirm that Pacey has refused to sign with Chelsea, preferring to stay with the young Guns of Arsenal. "I want to play and signing with Chelsea would mean that I may never get to play first team ball. Arsene gave me my big chance and I owe everything to him and the fans! I'm staying at THOF!"
Sierra
You had me going for a while then lol .
JACK_THE_LAD
Where was you going jack? lol
FEn_100
That magician from Highbury would kick the demon out that JM has been constantly blaming for their loses in the CL. :)
SWPACIFIC
And i bet he could find the jack of diamonds in a packet of jellied eels too.
FEn_100
Y is this a big deal a squirell .
kenyanrudeboy
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