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Chelsea In £20m Shock Swoop

Chelsea In £20m Shock Swoop

Jose Maureenho, has made an audacious attempt to lure Arsenal's new superstar away from Highbury for £20m.

The Russians from the bridge got wind from Highbury last night of a real gutsy performance from the new addition to the Arsenal ranks.

Jose said,

'He looks very special, he can be special, we can both be special together'

'He put in good performance, performance of Champion, he can be champion'

'He is not very tall, but he is quick, I like quick players'

'Will his tail fit in the shorts? I don't know, but if it doesn't, we buy new shorts'

When asked if he thought it was a little bit soon to judge whether a Squirrel would be good enough to play in the Premier League Jose said.

'Squirrel? He is not Squirrel, he's is from Portugal, he is a warrior, not Squirrel.'

The wages are thought to be around 20,000 bags of nuts a week.

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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Thursday April 20 2006
Time: 3:41PM

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Comments

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Can't see a chant of 'Nice one squirrel' going down too well at the bridge. lolol
FEn_100
20/04/2006 15:45:00
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Can't see a chant of 'Nice one squirrel' going down too well at the bridge. lolol
FEn_100
20/04/2006 15:45:00
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Gooners do have a sence of humor after all
huscarl
20/04/2006 15:49:00
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Gooners do have a sence of humor after all
huscarl
20/04/2006 15:49:00
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LOL. you got the Scoop on this one.
BigYid
20/04/2006 16:32:00
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LOL. you got the Scoop on this one.
BigYid
20/04/2006 16:32:00
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The world has gone mad and is a better place for it!
The Fear
20/04/2006 17:08:00
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The world has gone mad and is a better place for it!
The Fear
20/04/2006 17:08:00
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Jokes, When I first read this I thought it was about cole or something!
gunner-minesh
20/04/2006 18:47:00
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Jokes, When I first read this I thought it was about cole or something!
gunner-minesh
20/04/2006 18:47:00
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