Why Can't They Just Sod Off?

Henry, Wenger, Cole, Vieira, Reyes & now Fabregas. The list of people those slimey twats from the Bernabeua have claimed to be signing or have sign from us grows.

I will take a wild stab in the dark at what happened here and say that candidate, Arturo Baldasano read an article in which Fabregas said, 'I'm focused on the World Cup, I read something on the Internet, but my agent, Joseba Diaz, knows my thoughts.

'I do not know anything, if there is to be some serious movement, we will have to wait and see. Now, my only thought is with the national team.' and decided to cash in.

While Fabregas' comments are a bit vague, it's clear that this geezer has seized upon a window of opportunity to take advantage of the situation by claiming he has won his signature.

He also reckons Reyes is on his way too.

'We've been in contact with Cesc and his agent has revealed to us that he wants to come to Madrid,' Baldasano told the Spanish media.

'There is nothing better to continue our project to nationalise Real Madrid than by bringing in Cesc, Joaquin and Reyes, with the addition of (Mahamadou) Diarra, who is an extraordinary player.'

I really hope Arsene Wenger lodges an official complaint about Real Madrid as they continuously step over the boundries of professionalism and common decency.

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