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Spurs To Gain Champions League Place

Tottenham Hotspur have made an audacious attempt to gain a Champions League place after Juventus, Fiorentina & Lazio were all relegated.

After being charged with match fixing, four Italian clubs have been ousted from European football as part of their punishment & it is now being understood that Tottenham Hotspur have applied to change countries in a last ditch attempt to gain entry to the Champions League.

Martin Jol said,

'We finished widsh more pointsh than Italian schide, Chievo, scho we descherve a placsh in der Championsch League'

'Even though we had ours food poischioned by Asrchnal fansch lascht season, we schtill only juscht mischt out on a placsh.'

'We will now apply to become a Scherie-A schide and with the pointsh we won last season, we would have finished with enough pointsh to claim fifth placsh, and widsh thosch four teamsch misching out on European footschball, we will be in der Championsch League'

Tottenham fans have spoken out against the move, seemingly not wanting to move from North London, but instead seek to have the entire Italian league moved to England. However they insist that all teams must remain outside North London because no other teams are allowed to hail from that area.

Daniel Levy is writing his appeal letter as we speak.

NB:- This is all light-hearted fun. Please do not over react.

Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday July 14 2006

Time: 9:42PM

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trust Spurs!
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14/07/2006 21:45:00

hahahahaha is this a joke or are you serious lol lol i dont think that they will the leagues are seperate and it will just swarm english teams in the champions league
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14/07/2006 21:46:00

Top stuf boss, top stuff. I wonder how long it will take for our 'friendly' neighbours to pass comment on here or on their forum....?
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14/07/2006 21:57:00

Arsenal fans, look at the bright side, with the top Italian teams out you stand a much better chance in Europe, cause we know you're not taking the Premiership! As for the Spuds....
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14/07/2006 22:04:00

Italian sides are no problem for us. Just ask Inter Milan, Roma, Lazio & Juventus.
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14/07/2006 22:07:00

italian sides are never an issue for arsenal mrs westl...ask 2-1 juve or 3-1 inter or 3-0 roma what they experienced. as for the article good joke...classic
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14/07/2006 22:24:00

Gooners, top stuff fellas, made me laugh. Just a shame we couldn’t apply it to the wining scoucers as they no doubt would have really petitioned for inclusion despite failure to qualify ala last season.
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14/07/2006 22:33:00

Hahaha, wouldn't put it past them. I suppose this decision means that the two Italian teams in the qualifiers will both be unseeded (Chieva and Palermo), so we have a likelihood of playing them. Which would be nice!
Melksham Gooner
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14/07/2006 23:00:00

ahh sp*rs... whatever will they try next?...
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14/07/2006 23:29:00

Spurs will never get the appeal accepted.What loosers
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15/07/2006 09:53:00

It's a joke KRB. Sheesh!!!
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15/07/2006 11:40:00

arsenal scumbags get sadder all the time. quite amusing really
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15/07/2006 11:48:00

I demand the Italian sides move to England! It is in the best interests of everyone involved!!!!
Trig the yid
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15/07/2006 13:01:00

Arsenal suck !!! da super spurs outplayed and outclassed you lot at both WHL and Highbury!! COYS !!!
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15/07/2006 15:33:00

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15/07/2006 16:03:00

And yet you still couldnt beat us. You say we are a one man team, yet on both ocassions you didn't beat us without Thierry Henry starting the game. Well Done, on twice you haven't been able to beat a no man team. Ace.
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15/07/2006 17:32:00

hahaha brilliant! I really like the quotes from Mr Jol, even written in Dutchish hahaha
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15/07/2006 20:18:00

Great to see the intelligence of some of you gooners, you actually beleived it was a real story ! DIME...... BAR ?
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15/07/2006 21:07:00

HAHAHA!!!!! dat was awesome....
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16/07/2006 07:06:00

Haha Arsenal fans are so funny ! If any team should be playing in a different league it's the Arse ! How many English players do you have ?
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16/07/2006 09:40:00

It does not matter about the nationaltiy of the players it is how good they are, are our team may hve less english players then many other teams but, it does not matter it not the 50's anymore europspur, and anyway your only jelious
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17/07/2006 12:12:00


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