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Date:Friday July 14 2006
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Spurs To Gain Champions League Place
Tottenham Hotspur have made an audacious attempt to gain a Champions League place after Juventus, Fiorentina & Lazio were all relegated.
After being charged with match fixing, four Italian clubs have been ousted from European football as part of their punishment & it is now being understood that Tottenham Hotspur have applied to change countries in a last ditch attempt to gain entry to the Champions League.
Martin Jol said,
'We finished widsh more pointsh than Italian schide, Chievo, scho we descherve a placsh in der Championsch League'
'Even though we had ours food poischioned by Asrchnal fansch lascht season, we schtill only juscht mischt out on a placsh.'
'We will now apply to become a Scherie-A schide and with the pointsh we won last season, we would have finished with enough pointsh to claim fifth placsh, and widsh thosch four teamsch misching out on European footschball, we will be in der Championsch League'
Tottenham fans have spoken out against the move, seemingly not wanting to move from North London, but instead seek to have the entire Italian league moved to England. However they insist that all teams must remain outside North London because no other teams are allowed to hail from that area.
Daniel Levy is writing his appeal letter as we speak.
NB:- This is all light-hearted fun. Please do not over react.
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Mikec
hahahahaha is this a joke or are you serious lol lol i dont think that they will the leagues are seperate and it will just swarm english teams in the champions league
abdleb
Top stuf boss, top stuff. I wonder how long it will take for our 'friendly' neighbours to pass comment on here or on their forum....?
simmy8_2000
Arsenal fans, look at the bright side, with the top Italian teams out you stand a much better chance in Europe, cause we know you're not taking the Premiership! As for the Spuds....
Westl
Italian sides are no problem for us. Just ask Inter Milan, Roma, Lazio & Juventus.
Rocky7
italian sides are never an issue for arsenal mrs westl...ask 2-1 juve or 3-1 inter or 3-0 roma what they experienced. as for the article good joke...classic
mish
Gooners, top stuff fellas, made me laugh. Just a shame we couldn’t apply it to the wining scoucers as they no doubt would have really petitioned for inclusion despite failure to qualify ala last season.
BlindJak
Hahaha, wouldn't put it past them. I suppose this decision means that the two Italian teams in the qualifiers will both be unseeded (Chieva and Palermo), so we have a likelihood of playing them. Which would be nice!
Melksham Gooner
ahh sp*rs... whatever will they try next?...
theking13
Spurs will never get the appeal accepted.What loosers
kenyanrudeboy
It's a joke KRB. Sheesh!!!
Rocky7
arsenal scumbags get sadder all the time. quite amusing really
BringBack_LeGin
I demand the Italian sides move to England! It is in the best interests of everyone involved!!!!
Trig the yid
Arsenal suck !!! da super spurs outplayed and outclassed you lot at both WHL and Highbury!! COYS !!!
brett.spurs
I WAS THERE AT BOTH GAMES TOTALLY OUTCLASSED
yidos12thman
And yet you still couldnt beat us. You say we are a one man team, yet on both ocassions you didn't beat us without Thierry Henry starting the game. Well Done, on twice you haven't been able to beat a no man team. Ace.
Rocky7
hahaha brilliant! I really like the quotes from Mr Jol, even written in Dutchish hahaha
cherry_brandy
Great to see the intelligence of some of you gooners, you actually beleived it was a real story ! DIME...... BAR ?
Boony
HAHAHA!!!!! dat was awesome....
ryder87
Haha Arsenal fans are so funny ! If any team should be playing in a different league it's the Arse ! How many English players do you have ?
eurospur
It does not matter about the nationaltiy of the players it is how good they are, are our team may hve less english players then many other teams but, it does not matter it not the 50's anymore europspur, and anyway your only jelious
Walcott
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