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Spurs To Gain Champions League Place

Spurs To Gain Champions League Place

Tottenham Hotspur have made an audacious attempt to gain a Champions League place after Juventus, Fiorentina & Lazio were all relegated.

After being charged with match fixing, four Italian clubs have been ousted from European football as part of their punishment & it is now being understood that Tottenham Hotspur have applied to change countries in a last ditch attempt to gain entry to the Champions League.

Martin Jol said,

'We finished widsh more pointsh than Italian schide, Chievo, scho we descherve a placsh in der Championsch League'

'Even though we had ours food poischioned by Asrchnal fansch lascht season, we schtill only juscht mischt out on a placsh.'

'We will now apply to become a Scherie-A schide and with the pointsh we won last season, we would have finished with enough pointsh to claim fifth placsh, and widsh thosch four teamsch misching out on European footschball, we will be in der Championsch League'

Tottenham fans have spoken out against the move, seemingly not wanting to move from North London, but instead seek to have the entire Italian league moved to England. However they insist that all teams must remain outside North London because no other teams are allowed to hail from that area.

Daniel Levy is writing his appeal letter as we speak.


NB:- This is all light-hearted fun. Please do not over react.


Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Rocky7
Date:Friday July 14 2006
Time: 9:42PM

Comments

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trust Spurs!
Mikec
14/07/2006 21:45:00
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hahahahaha is this a joke or are you serious lol lol i dont think that they will the leagues are seperate and it will just swarm english teams in the champions league
abdleb
14/07/2006 21:46:00
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Top stuf boss, top stuff. I wonder how long it will take for our 'friendly' neighbours to pass comment on here or on their forum....?
simmy8_2000
14/07/2006 21:57:00
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Arsenal fans, look at the bright side, with the top Italian teams out you stand a much better chance in Europe, cause we know you're not taking the Premiership! As for the Spuds....
Westl
14/07/2006 22:04:00
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Italian sides are no problem for us. Just ask Inter Milan, Roma, Lazio & Juventus.
Rocky7
14/07/2006 22:07:00
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italian sides are never an issue for arsenal mrs westl...ask 2-1 juve or 3-1 inter or 3-0 roma what they experienced. as for the article good joke...classic
mish
14/07/2006 22:24:00
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Gooners, top stuff fellas, made me laugh. Just a shame we couldn’t apply it to the wining scoucers as they no doubt would have really petitioned for inclusion despite failure to qualify ala last season.
BlindJak
14/07/2006 22:33:00
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Hahaha, wouldn't put it past them. I suppose this decision means that the two Italian teams in the qualifiers will both be unseeded (Chieva and Palermo), so we have a likelihood of playing them. Which would be nice!
Melksham Gooner
14/07/2006 23:00:00
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ahh sp*rs... whatever will they try next?...
theking13
14/07/2006 23:29:00
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Spurs will never get the appeal accepted.What loosers
kenyanrudeboy
15/07/2006 09:53:00
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