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Lets All Laugh At Spurs

I'm not usually one to write articles poking fun at other teams, I mean I have done, but I don't participate on the monumental scale that the Chelsea site does, but I just can not pass up this opportunity.

The 24/7/06 saw the launch of Tottenham Hotspur's brand new turd......I mean third kit, and let me tell you, it's a sight to behold.

The official description is:-

The kit is Chocolate and Gold, colours last seen on our shirts in the late 1890s. The kit will also be our nominated away kit during our UEFA Cup campaign, which begins in September.

Just a quick note to the kit designers, there's a reason why they haven't used that kit colour since the 1890's!!

Lets just there's a kind of aptness about it ;)

I guess there will be two reasons to laugh at Spurs in the UEFA cup next season.

Enough of my dribble, without further ado, here is Tottenhams beautiful new third kit.

Edit: I've just had a thought, maybe the kit colour was chosen incase we have a repeat performance of Lasagne-gate.

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The Journalist

Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday July 27 2006

Time: 8:43PM

Your Comments

Choccolate and gold seems really bad
It's not chocolate................IT'S BROWN!!!!!! :P
I'm glad to see Arsenal have got rid of their awful strip from last season !
it was only a matter of time before you caught wind of it. we were talking about it the other day. why the ***** the bought out a kit the same colour of ***** is completly beyond me. and whats worse, is everyone else likes it?! i hate it! its *****ing *****!! *****ing chocolate, wot colour is chocolate? its *****ing brown! load of rubbish.
********* to 1890, i wasnt around then, i dont care about it.
and you lot cant laugh, your shirt last year look like the colour of menstral cycle...
I see you've taken the news well Elmo!!!!
Rather menstral than kakababanana!!!! :)
Well if you get the runs on the field this year, you can wipe your ass with your shirt and no one will notice!!!!
No wonder Michael Carrick wants to leave!!!!
Do they write the players names out of small nuggetts on the back of the shirts?
I would love for them to sign *Shittu now!!!!!
That isn't chocolate coloured it's jobby coloured.
Have they sold Michael BROWN????
Look at the poor kid having to stand there and pretend to read the magazine. I bet he gets bullied at school!!
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The claret shirt wasnt great but the new spu*s shirt is laughable.
thats the worst kit iv ever seen! i have 2 words for them HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it is horrible, bet its gonna sell well though (laughts uncontroably)
I like it and im buying it - its class ! - hated your old kit, period
It class??? Well you'll be easy to spot, you'll be the only one in WHL who looks like he has gone to a fancy dress party as a rather large bum cigar!!!
Spurs have a kit that looks like poo. Liverpool has a kit that likes the teletubbies' Po (and Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Laa-Laa). Hilarious!
Obviously a busy day on the Arsenal news front now that Cole has packed his bag.
We may be losing one of our best players, but at least we dont have a brown shirt :)
For once, and only once, you will find me in agreement with an Arsenal article on this site. Well twice, since I do like the look of Spurs potential future new home. Hope they wear them at The Fly-brary just to make you all go cross-eyed.
Especially if Spurs visit Cash-Burpin' Grave in an upcoming UEFA cup round.
At least if it is only going to be worn in away UEFA cup games they'll only have to wear it once.
i will track you down at stab you !
I heard the kid in the photo was so embarassed that he's reading kiddy porn to avert the attention from his s##t coloured shirt. I must say the Spuds marketing department have done a great 'job' there.
Little Dutch
Hohohohohoho............ No please stop............!!! This is a wind up right??? After the end of last season and everything........... Did someone do this deliberately??? After all the Imodium jokes and now they release a ***** brown kit!!!
hahahahhaha spurs are *****e and this kit is the proof
I've seen some awful kits in my time, but this is the first time I've ever seen a kit that is literally s##t!
Little Dutch
were sill gonna finish above you, laugh at our shirt if you will. *****wits
jol ie good
hold on..........weren't you saying that all last season?!?! yes you were, but when it came down to was BROWN trousers time!!!
Oooh, at least you'll have matching brown shirts and socks this time. A fetching ensemble!
Little Dutch
Cue John Motson...'I have a feeling Spurs are about to make a substitution, I can see Martin Jol in the technical area holding a poop scoop!'
ha ha its ugly but its better then arsenals home shirt
carrickisours it isnt.
HAHA, IF spurs turn up to the emirates wearing that they wont be allowed in, awful kit, disgusting even, man i feel for the players who have to wear that honestly its repulsive.

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