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The Great Ashley Cole Book Scam

The Great Ashley Cole Book Scam

Now that Ashley Cole has left the mighty Arsenal forever he is free to publish his book and rake in millions of pounds just from slagging off the club.

The chavtastic left back will 'reveal the shattering truth' about how he was 'fed to the sharks' by Mr Dein & Co.

Not only is he content with going behind the Arsenal fans and clubs back and showing no remorse when he is caught, but now, Cashley is going to cash in on our misery.

Cole stands to rake in a small fortune from the sale of his book, a book which is nothing more than propaganda, a book I believe should be boycotted, but as with a horrendous traffic accident, you know you shouldn't look but you can't help yourself.

So for those of you who know you're going to read it, here's a little ploy that was suggested to me a while back, lets see what you think.

We here at Vital Arsenal will purchase 5 copies of Ashley Coles new book, anyone who wants to read it can send to us the full amount for the book, when you have finished reading this work of crap, send the book back and we'll reimburse you every penny. Then we'll send it out again to any other crazy person who wants a read.

This is not just limited to we at Vital Arsenal, you can set this up yourselves. I understand that some people want to read what this little scroat has written about us, but the fewer copies of this book purchased the better.

If you buy a book, once you've finished with it, get it on eBay, do what ever to ensure Cole does not make one penny more than is vital.

Good luck.

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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Friday September 1 2006
Time: 11:31AM

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when is the little b*llbag's book released?
DB10
01/09/2006 11:35:00
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In a couple of weeks apparently.
Rocky7
01/09/2006 11:42:00
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Arsenal fans aren't going to want to buy it in their droves, only the strange obsessed ones! Chelsea fans dont really like him if the blogs are anything to go by, and he has not been there long enough to really make them go out and buy it either. it wont be a sell out.
gazzap
01/09/2006 11:55:00
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he's a **** for taking the ***** out off the club and the fans. But...the whole saga is over, thank the lord. Roll on Boro
DB10
01/09/2006 12:01:00
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******* good ploy, Paul. But i couldnt a jot what the little **** says. His dip***** musings are worth as much as a 5 yr old saying 'i need to poo...' »»Arsene Knows««
Wingston75
01/09/2006 13:21:00
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This article is the view of a bigot and a fool. If Ashley Cole wants to publish a book titled 'My Defence' its must be because there are idiots like you who do not see the other side of a story. He is perfectly right to state his view as you are to not buy his book. But by writing this article condeming his book and plotting to destroy the sales of his book you have demonstrated that you are no better than him. Maybe even worse than him.
jazza123
01/09/2006 13:35:00
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Bigot? How? Explain.
Little Dutch
01/09/2006 13:40:00
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I love it when they hate me :P
Rocky7
01/09/2006 13:46:00
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thank god he left before the window closed, though. for sometime, it looked like he might actually stick around which would have things awfully painful for us.
prits
01/09/2006 13:58:00
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Should make interesting reading!
sandgroanun
01/09/2006 14:07:00
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