Writer: Rocky7 
Date:Saturday September 16 2006
Time: 6:57PM
I don't know how many people have seen the advert today for The News Of The World that claims that tomorrow it will reveal that Arsenal will sign a world cup star in a transfer that will rock the world.
The Sunday rag claims that the news will rock the world when the Gunners capture the signature of a world cup star.
Well Vital Arsenal has it on good authority that the player in question is none other than Zinedine Zidane.
Look at the evidence;
The player is a world cup star. Zidane is one of the biggest names in world football.
The transfer will shock the world, I mean who wouldn't be shocked by Zidane coming out of retierment to play for Arsenal?
The transfer window is closed and Zidane is the only star of the world cup in the position to join a club as he currently is not under contract.
You heard it here first.
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