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Sorry Spurs Beaten By No-Man Arsenal

10 minutes ago I completed a long, yet surprisingly pleasant four hour trip home from the home of football, where I witnessed the mighty Arsenal whip the sorry Spurs. Unfortunately I now have to get my glad rags on an attend a friends wedding reception (sorry for missing the ceremony Phil but you understand); which means the bulk of the mickey taking will have to wait till tomorrow. However, I just thought I'd nip one in before I went.

If the Spurs fans are to be believed, and we all know how much they love to hear themselves speak and always think they're right, Arsenal are a one man team. Now considering that that one man, Thierry Henry, was side lined for today's fixture, Spurs were in effective, beaten by a 'No-Man' team.

Arsenal went one nil up when nobody in particular slipped the ball through to no-one who then superbly slotted the ball past Fatty Robinson.

The Gunners doubled their money when no-one at all was brought down in the box and captain for the day, Nobody, drilled the ball home.

The cherry on a finely iced cake came when Nobody once again fired home a penalty after Jenas fouled in the Spurs box.

How embarrassing to lose to a 'No-Man' team.

'Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league?.............'




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Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday December 2 2006

Time: 8:11PM

Your Comments

Really they were playing against them selves, there was no one there running laps around them in the mid, no one taking the ball away from them and no one making challanges they were just slipping RIGHTTTT?
Youngest in Charge
Anyone see Lennon today. Nope? Thats because Clichy had the midget in his pocket!!!
Rocky7
HA HA HA HA HA! Funny how our old muckers Cusop, HTG and Mr. NONCEsense aren't delighting us with their witticisms. Oh well, I guess we'll have to go and pay them a visit!
Little Dutch
Oh and btw, my own ***** taking effort will appear tomorrow morning. It's just I spent a few hours toasting the victory in the bank of friendship and I'm not at my most lucid. That's not to say I'm not capable of making my way iver to the Spuds site to dish out a roasting. See you there. 3-0 TO THE ARSENAL!!!!!
Little Dutch
Paul, here's a better question, 'Have you ever seen tottenham win anything?'
luckys_10
My poor old mate still doesn't know what his dog does when Spurs beat Arsenal, he's only seven! EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY!
northwilts
46 Years waiting for some luck, 46 years trying to win a cup, but for 94 years we've been living next door to Tottenham. Tottenham? Tottenham? WHO THE ***** ARE TOTTENHAM?!
Little Dutch
I was at the game and all I have to say is "Jump up if you're 3-0 nil up!" First NLD I went to and it was amazing! and noone left early (except the Spurs fans!)
Super Cesc
Yeah the bouncing up and down looked very impressive from where I was (eastupper). Exactly the type of thing we need to get the atmos going.
Little Dutch
Yeah the atmosphere was great today, and the best bit was when Jenas was cheered to about Ashley being his boyfriend LOL!
Super Cesc
yer, can anyone tell me what the hell is going on with henry, hes saying he didnt storm out, then arsene wengers saying we need to sit down and talk, arsene didnt look to pleased, is he leaving maybe ??
hazzagooner
henry was on the bench with the rest of the squad who didn't play and was seen in the tunnel wishing his fellow players luck, its all paper trash trying to sell a quick paper for a fast buck.. now cano anyone sing that FAB song about the lasagne for me, that had me laughing most of the game.
PUREGOLD
oh and Rocky, nice to finally meet ya, good to know us arsenal fans have a better class of true football supporter than the muppets who left 10 mins early in the blue and white, there players were wondering round the pitch trying to find the away section to go and thank for the support and couldn't find anyone.
PUREGOLD
I'm still smiling, and LD, we understand that if u're not lucid :). Heck, cant wait to get on the spurs site and give them a good ol' loud laugh, for all that utter nonsense they were talking before the game. HAHAHAHA!!
prits
Funnyily enough, not one single Spud has shown their face on this article. I may have to try and provoke some more response :P
Rocky7
We really needed to win this game at this time. The guys did us proud brilliantly just the way we were willing to accept.
SWPACIFIC
spuds were pathetic,why do i sound surprised?whats makes it sweeter is that both the pens were debatable,so it must really stick in their throats,thats why they aint saying anything.....muggy c unts
fran merida
They just don't learn do they...3 days ago they were gloating about how they would beat and batter us at the Emirates...turns out they were humiliated and embaressed...hahaha...just goes to show how pathetic they can sometimes be...they sure can talk the talk but they certainly can't walk the walk...UP THE GUNNERS!!!!!
jess_farenesh
yeah, how surprising that there are no cockerels crowing. Just like i said, come the game itself, they'd all slink away once they'd taken a thorough stuffing. Couple of things: 1. it wasnt vintage arsenal - we didnt play anywhere near as good as we can, but this was still enough to wipe the floor with spurs; 2. No Henry - 'you havent a chance, no henry, spurs to win 14-0' crowed the cockerels the other day after the fulham game. well, there you go, the one man team today had 11 men hwn out of granite you lillywhite mugs. And it would seem our no man team had more \men' than yours, due to... 3. The pathetic way that the spuds meekly surredered and went down easier than paris hilton. Your capitulation must have felt like nothing short of a disgrace to you spuds fans. They came, they saw, they crumbled. SO WHERE ARE THE COCKERELS NOW??? not on this site, that's for sure... »»Arsene Knows««
Wingston75
* hewn out of
Wingston75
jesus they didn't like me poking my nose on their site, i got called all sorts of name, and I BOVVERED ? NAH i am laughing still this morning with a MASSIVE smile on me fave ... woooopeeeeeeee !
PUREGOLD
Can any one sing the Fabregas Song ???
afghenry
By the way that was a fantastic Win over the spuds
afghenry
LOOOOOOOOSERS..... »»Arsene Knows««
Wingston75
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy. So it's the fault of i) the ref, ii)your crap goalie not being able to save anything and iii) immigration as a whole. If bull***** wore a bra, you'd be showing cleavage mate.
Little Dutch
loved this, hey you say we are a one man team! well take that lol!
gunner-minesh
Wingston75, you ask where are all the Cockerills crowing? well from what I can see we are all spending our time being throughly abusive and disgusted by our performance on the Spurs page.
Sir_Harry
yes harry, but at the same time blaming the ref, doubting arsenals credentials and then being fickle to your own manager who last may was the best thing since sliced bread.
PUREGOLD
a poor display by spurs..not even up for it...
ernshaw
Well played...
HATEtheGOONS
ya cheating scumbags!! COME ON PORTO & CHELSEA AND ANYONE ELSE WHO EVER PLAYS YOU AGAIN!
HATEtheGOONS
Yes HTG, because you didnt think that before saturday did you? So whats changed?
Rocky7
HTG can we cheer for boro and charlton then ? lets face it that would be funnier seeing you lose to them than us lose to porto or chelsea.
PUREGOLD
 

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