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Sorry Spurs Beaten By No-Man Arsenal

10 minutes ago I completed a long, yet surprisingly pleasant four hour trip home from the home of football, where I witnessed the mighty Arsenal whip the sorry Spurs. Unfortunately I now have to get my glad rags on an attend a friends wedding reception (sorry for missing the ceremony Phil but you understand); which means the bulk of the mickey taking will have to wait till tomorrow. However, I just thought I'd nip one in before I went.

If the Spurs fans are to be believed, and we all know how much they love to hear themselves speak and always think they're right, Arsenal are a one man team. Now considering that that one man, Thierry Henry, was side lined for today's fixture, Spurs were in effective, beaten by a 'No-Man' team.

Arsenal went one nil up when nobody in particular slipped the ball through to no-one who then superbly slotted the ball past Fatty Robinson.

The Gunners doubled their money when no-one at all was brought down in the box and captain for the day, Nobody, drilled the ball home.

The cherry on a finely iced cake came when Nobody once again fired home a penalty after Jenas fouled in the Spurs box.

How embarrassing to lose to a 'No-Man' team.

'Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league?.............'




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Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday December 2 2006

Time: 8:11PM

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Really they were playing against them selves, there was no one there running laps around them in the mid, no one taking the ball away from them and no one making challanges they were just slipping RIGHTTTT?
Youngest in Charge
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02/12/2006 20:27:00

Anyone see Lennon today. Nope? Thats because Clichy had the midget in his pocket!!!
Rocky7
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02/12/2006 20:30:00

HA HA HA HA HA! Funny how our old muckers Cusop, HTG and Mr. NONCEsense aren't delighting us with their witticisms. Oh well, I guess we'll have to go and pay them a visit!
Little Dutch
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02/12/2006 20:39:00

Oh and btw, my own ***** taking effort will appear tomorrow morning. It's just I spent a few hours toasting the victory in the bank of friendship and I'm not at my most lucid. That's not to say I'm not capable of making my way iver to the Spuds site to dish out a roasting. See you there. 3-0 TO THE ARSENAL!!!!!
Little Dutch
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02/12/2006 20:42:00

Paul, here's a better question, 'Have you ever seen tottenham win anything?'
luckys_10
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02/12/2006 20:46:00

My poor old mate still doesn't know what his dog does when Spurs beat Arsenal, he's only seven! EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY!
northwilts
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02/12/2006 21:12:00

46 Years waiting for some luck, 46 years trying to win a cup, but for 94 years we've been living next door to Tottenham. Tottenham? Tottenham? WHO THE ***** ARE TOTTENHAM?!
Little Dutch
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02/12/2006 21:27:00

I was at the game and all I have to say is "Jump up if you're 3-0 nil up!" First NLD I went to and it was amazing! and noone left early (except the Spurs fans!)
Super Cesc
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02/12/2006 21:53:00

Yeah the bouncing up and down looked very impressive from where I was (eastupper). Exactly the type of thing we need to get the atmos going.
Little Dutch
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02/12/2006 21:55:00

Yeah the atmosphere was great today, and the best bit was when Jenas was cheered to about Ashley being his boyfriend LOL!
Super Cesc
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02/12/2006 22:08:00

yer, can anyone tell me what the hell is going on with henry, hes saying he didnt storm out, then arsene wengers saying we need to sit down and talk, arsene didnt look to pleased, is he leaving maybe ??
hazzagooner
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02/12/2006 23:08:00

henry was on the bench with the rest of the squad who didn't play and was seen in the tunnel wishing his fellow players luck, its all paper trash trying to sell a quick paper for a fast buck.. now cano anyone sing that FAB song about the lasagne for me, that had me laughing most of the game.
PUREGOLD
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03/12/2006 00:34:00

oh and Rocky, nice to finally meet ya, good to know us arsenal fans have a better class of true football supporter than the muppets who left 10 mins early in the blue and white, there players were wondering round the pitch trying to find the away section to go and thank for the support and couldn't find anyone.
PUREGOLD
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03/12/2006 01:03:00

I'm still smiling, and LD, we understand that if u're not lucid :). Heck, cant wait to get on the spurs site and give them a good ol' loud laugh, for all that utter nonsense they were talking before the game. HAHAHAHA!!
prits
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03/12/2006 01:44:00

Funnyily enough, not one single Spud has shown their face on this article. I may have to try and provoke some more response :P
Rocky7
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03/12/2006 02:16:00

We really needed to win this game at this time. The guys did us proud brilliantly just the way we were willing to accept.
SWPACIFIC
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03/12/2006 02:21:00

spuds were pathetic,why do i sound surprised?whats makes it sweeter is that both the pens were debatable,so it must really stick in their throats,thats why they aint saying anything.....muggy c unts
fran merida
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03/12/2006 02:34:00

They just don't learn do they...3 days ago they were gloating about how they would beat and batter us at the Emirates...turns out they were humiliated and embaressed...hahaha...just goes to show how pathetic they can sometimes be...they sure can talk the talk but they certainly can't walk the walk...UP THE GUNNERS!!!!!
jess_farenesh
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03/12/2006 05:25:00

yeah, how surprising that there are no cockerels crowing. Just like i said, come the game itself, they'd all slink away once they'd taken a thorough stuffing. Couple of things: 1. it wasnt vintage arsenal - we didnt play anywhere near as good as we can, but this was still enough to wipe the floor with spurs; 2. No Henry - 'you havent a chance, no henry, spurs to win 14-0' crowed the cockerels the other day after the fulham game. well, there you go, the one man team today had 11 men hwn out of granite you lillywhite mugs. And it would seem our no man team had more \men' than yours, due to... 3. The pathetic way that the spuds meekly surredered and went down easier than paris hilton. Your capitulation must have felt like nothing short of a disgrace to you spuds fans. They came, they saw, they crumbled. SO WHERE ARE THE COCKERELS NOW??? not on this site, that's for sure... »»Arsene Knows««
Wingston75
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03/12/2006 08:03:00

* hewn out of
Wingston75
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03/12/2006 08:04:00

jesus they didn't like me poking my nose on their site, i got called all sorts of name, and I BOVVERED ? NAH i am laughing still this morning with a MASSIVE smile on me fave ... woooopeeeeeeee !
PUREGOLD
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03/12/2006 08:11:00

Can any one sing the Fabregas Song ???
afghenry
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03/12/2006 09:42:00

By the way that was a fantastic Win over the spuds
afghenry
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03/12/2006 09:43:00

LOOOOOOOOSERS..... »»Arsene Knows««
Wingston75
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03/12/2006 10:37:00

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy. So it's the fault of i) the ref, ii)your crap goalie not being able to save anything and iii) immigration as a whole. If bull***** wore a bra, you'd be showing cleavage mate.
Little Dutch
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03/12/2006 10:39:00

loved this, hey you say we are a one man team! well take that lol!
gunner-minesh
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03/12/2006 12:44:00

Wingston75, you ask where are all the Cockerills crowing? well from what I can see we are all spending our time being throughly abusive and disgusted by our performance on the Spurs page.
Sir_Harry
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03/12/2006 14:11:00

yes harry, but at the same time blaming the ref, doubting arsenals credentials and then being fickle to your own manager who last may was the best thing since sliced bread.
PUREGOLD
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04/12/2006 10:44:00

a poor display by spurs..not even up for it...
ernshaw
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04/12/2006 14:20:00

Well played...
HATEtheGOONS
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04/12/2006 20:02:00

ya cheating scumbags!! COME ON PORTO & CHELSEA AND ANYONE ELSE WHO EVER PLAYS YOU AGAIN!
HATEtheGOONS
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04/12/2006 20:04:00

Yes HTG, because you didnt think that before saturday did you? So whats changed?
Rocky7
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04/12/2006 21:57:00

HTG can we cheer for boro and charlton then ? lets face it that would be funnier seeing you lose to them than us lose to porto or chelsea.
PUREGOLD
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05/12/2006 12:00:00

 

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