Vital Football

Latest Arsenal FC News

Sorry Spurs Beaten By No-Man Arsenal

Sorry Spurs Beaten By No-Man Arsenal

10 minutes ago I completed a long, yet surprisingly pleasant four hour trip home from the home of football, where I witnessed the mighty Arsenal whip the sorry Spurs. Unfortunately I now have to get my glad rags on an attend a friends wedding reception (sorry for missing the ceremony Phil but you understand); which means the bulk of the mickey taking will have to wait till tomorrow. However, I just thought I'd nip one in before I went.

If the Spurs fans are to be believed, and we all know how much they love to hear themselves speak and always think they're right, Arsenal are a one man team. Now considering that that one man, Thierry Henry, was side lined for today's fixture, Spurs were in effective, beaten by a 'No-Man' team.

Arsenal went one nil up when nobody in particular slipped the ball through to no-one who then superbly slotted the ball past Fatty Robinson.

The Gunners doubled their money when no-one at all was brought down in the box and captain for the day, Nobody, drilled the ball home.

The cherry on a finely iced cake came when Nobody once again fired home a penalty after Jenas fouled in the Spurs box.

How embarrassing to lose to a 'No-Man' team.

'Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league?.............'


Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Rocky7
Date:Saturday December 2 2006
Time: 8:11PM

Comments

0
Really they were playing against them selves, there was no one there running laps around them in the mid, no one taking the ball away from them and no one making challanges they were just slipping RIGHTTTT?
Youngest in Charge
02/12/2006 20:27:00
0
Anyone see Lennon today. Nope? Thats because Clichy had the midget in his pocket!!!
Rocky7
02/12/2006 20:30:00
0
HA HA HA HA HA! Funny how our old muckers Cusop, HTG and Mr. NONCEsense aren't delighting us with their witticisms. Oh well, I guess we'll have to go and pay them a visit!
Little Dutch
02/12/2006 20:39:00
0
Oh and btw, my own ***** taking effort will appear tomorrow morning. It's just I spent a few hours toasting the victory in the bank of friendship and I'm not at my most lucid. That's not to say I'm not capable of making my way iver to the Spuds site to dish out a roasting. See you there. 3-0 TO THE ARSENAL!!!!!
Little Dutch
02/12/2006 20:42:00
0
Paul, here's a better question, 'Have you ever seen tottenham win anything?'
luckys_10
02/12/2006 20:46:00
0
My poor old mate still doesn't know what his dog does when Spurs beat Arsenal, he's only seven! EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY!
northwilts
02/12/2006 21:12:00
0
46 Years waiting for some luck, 46 years trying to win a cup, but for 94 years we've been living next door to Tottenham. Tottenham? Tottenham? WHO THE ***** ARE TOTTENHAM?!
Little Dutch
02/12/2006 21:27:00
0
I was at the game and all I have to say is "Jump up if you're 3-0 nil up!" First NLD I went to and it was amazing! and noone left early (except the Spurs fans!)
Super Cesc
02/12/2006 21:53:00
0
Yeah the bouncing up and down looked very impressive from where I was (eastupper). Exactly the type of thing we need to get the atmos going.
Little Dutch
02/12/2006 21:55:00
0
Yeah the atmosphere was great today, and the best bit was when Jenas was cheered to about Ashley being his boyfriend LOL!
Super Cesc
02/12/2006 22:08:00
Page 1/4
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4

Login to post a comment

Recent Arsenal Articles

Wenger Confident On Alexis Stay

Manager Arsene Wenger's pre Leicester City press conference featured questions about the future of Alexis Sanchez given all the media speculation and here's what the Arsenal boss said.

Oxlade-Chamberlain Takes Wing Back Praise

Manager Arsene Wenger has been explaining his decision to play Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain at wing back in recent games and given an update on his future at Arsenal.

FA Cup v Chelsea Details

Late yesterday afternoon the Football Association confirmed the details for this year's FA Cup Final at Wembley against Chelsea.

Giroud's Not For Sale & Future Hint? - Wenger

Manager Arsene Wenger's press conference ahead of the midweek clash against Leicester City also featured questions about the future of striker Olivier Giroud with Marseille...

Archived Vital Arsenal Articles

Vital Arsenal articles from

Site Journalists

Write for Vital Arsenal
Write For Vital Arsenal
Apply Here

Current Poll (see more polls)

Arsenal v Leicester City
Suggested By:
Arsenal win89%
Leicester win0%
Draw11%
ScoopDragon Premier League Network Sites

League Table

# Team P W D L Pts. GD
1 Chelsea 33 25 3 5 78 40
2 Spurs 32 21 8 3 71 46
3 Liverpool 34 19 9 6 66 28
4 Man City 32 19 7 6 64 28
5 Man Utd 32 17 12 3 63 26
6 Everton 34 16 10 8 58 23
7 Arsenal 31 17 6 8 57 23
8 WBA 33 12 8 13 44 -3
9 Southampton 32 11 7 14 40 -5
10 Watford 33 11 7 15 40 -17
11 Stoke 34 10 9 15 39 -13
12 Crystal Palace 33 11 5 17 38 -7
13 AFC Bournemouth 34 10 8 16 38 -14
14 West Ham 34 10 8 16 38 -15
15 Leicester City 32 10 7 15 37 -12
16 Burnley 34 10 6 18 36 -16
17 Hull City 34 9 6 19 33 -31
18 Swansea 34 9 4 21 31 -29
19 Middlesbrough 33 4 12 17 24 -20
20 Sunderland 32 5 6 21 21 -32
The Vital Football Members League
Latest F1 News
Latest Vital Boxing News
Vital Football Comment

Recent Arsenal Results (view all)

Arsenal Fixtures (view all)

Apr 26 2017 7:45PM : Leicester City (H)
Barclays Premier League
Apr 30 2017 4:30PM : Tottenham Hotspur (a)
Barclays Premier League
May 7 2017 4:00PM : Manchester United (H)
Barclays Premier League
May 13 2017 3:00PM : Stoke City (a)
Barclays Premier League
May 21 2017 3:00PM : Everton (H)
Barclays Premier League

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.jordanwelch6
2.phreddy2
3.Jimmy the Saint1
Write for Vital Football