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PSV: The Lowdown

I think all in all that draw could have been a lot worse (i.e Barcelona), but I feel a cliche in the offing. At this stage of a competition there are NO easy ties (except Lille, but we all knew Man Utd would get the easiest draw possible for the hundred and thirty fourth consecutive occasion). Cliches are cliches because they are generally true, nevertheless, this should be a tie that Arsenal can be confident about over two legs. So here is a little lowdown, history, miscellany and all, that Little Dutch has managed to accrue from his network of scouts and spies.

HISTORY
If we were playing Chelsea this section would be much easier, but PSV actually have quite a fascinating past. They were formed in 1913 by employees of the Philips company, in celebration of the Napoleonic Wars centenary. PSV have a limited European pedigree in comparison with their compatriots Ajax Amsterdam having won one UEFA Cup (1978) and one European Cup (1988). They are 19 times Eriverdisie winners, eight times Dutch Cup Winners and, to the consternation of Spurs fans, they have also won the Peace Cup. (In 2003, which was the year war was declared in Iraq, a case for trading standards?) PSV can rival Ajax for the conveyor belt of talent they are credited with; current manager Ronald Koeman, Ruud Gullit, Romario, Ronaldo, Jaap Stam, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Arjen Robben and Eidur Gudjohnsen have all passed through their doors. Willy van der Kuijlen is widely credited with being their greatest ever, he served them for 18 years from 1964 (their equivalent of Tony Adams).

CURRENT SIDE
PSV always seem to have an active transfer window with something of a revolving door of talent leaving them, only to be replaced by other unknown gems. This summer, DaMarcus Beasley and Andre Ooijer left them, yet they accrued forgotten man Patrick Kluivert and Liverpool flop Jan Kromkamp. PSV are an exuberent and quick side grounded in experience. Ivorian forward Arouna Kone will keep his compatriot Toure busy, as he can match 'The Magnificent Toure' for speed and strength. Jefferson Farfan has been called into Robben's stead as he supplies the stock in trade speedy attacking wing play. PSV have a decidedly more sturdy midfield, with the experienced Philip Cocu providing the adhesive effect. But the player to watch is Finn Mika Varynen, distinctive by his ridiculously blond hair. He provides the fodder for Kone and Farfan and he possesses an eye for goal. Eric Addo impressed for Ghana in the World Cup shielding his back four, while Alex, Salcido and Reiziger provide experience and stability at the back. Of the current squad; Jan Kromkamp, Michael Reiziger, Michael Ball and Patrick Kluivert have plied their trade in the Premiership.

MISCELLANY
PSV'S Hiidink inspired European Cup win in 1988 set an unuaual piece of European Cup history. PSV did not win a single match from the Quarter Final onwards, all five matches were drawn, with PSV disposing of Bordeaux and Real Madrid on away goals and beating Benfica on penalties in the Final. Curiously, they also drew the consequent World Club Cup Final, this time losing on penalties.
PSV Eindhoven is effectively a franchise, as it outlets seventeen other sports teams (a phenomenon more typical of Spain). Their swim club won 8 medals at the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
PSV were also the centre of one of the more bizarre hoaxes in European history. The UEFA Cup was stolen from their stadium, with the culprit and the circumstances unknown for years. One night a Dutch comedian named Theo Maassen was on a sports television talk show in which the guests were discussing rare football artefacts they owned. Maassen bided his time, listening to the other guests pretentious attempts at one upmanship, before calmly pulling the UEFA Cup out of his bag live on air!




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Writer: Tim Stillman Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday December 15 2006

Time: 1:47PM

Your Comments

oooh someone been using google then i see ;) nice homework chief !
PUREGOLD
Well wikipedia may have helped. But with regards to how they play, transfers etc, Channel 5's late night coverage of Dutch football can take the credit........my God my life is sad.
Little Dutch
'The Magnificent Toure' :=D
PeterUK
Well it is his official title!
Little Dutch
I hear Wenger was inspired by the antics of Theo Maassen. A few years ago he listened to pundits pontificate on how he needed a centre back. So Arsene sat listened, then revealed with a huge smile that he'd stolen Sol Campbell from Spurs!
Little Dutch
More important info i feel is that it is a short hop by train from Amsterdam where you can kill time by drinking heavily and legally smoking a giant doobie whilst doing a bit of window shopping (literally). Oh how I love C.L awaydays.
hatespur
Covered in another thread hatespur. :-)
Little Dutch
Has the Carling Cup of europe been drawn yet?
hatespur
L.D, you are a legend in your own bathroom.
hatespur
question is hatespur, how would you know he is a legend in his bathroom, that kinda makes out you seen him !!!!!! ( hides )
PUREGOLD
Yes, the Spuds got PSV's lowly relations Feyenoord. Right now a PSV fan is asking his mate the same thing, only for his mate to mockingly reply, 'yes, Feyenoord got Arsenal's lowly relations.'
Little Dutch
Don't get all jealous PUREGOLD, just a figure of speach. Didn't Spertz and Feyenoord have a bit of agg some years back? Could get a bit naughty out there.
hatespur
The game might actually might be played behind closed doors anyway owing to some misdemeanours in the last round involving Feyenoord.
Little Dutch
If anybody wants to hear the UEFA cup theme tune go to www.whogivesadamn.com
iceman10
hatespur, you know what could be bad, we play PSV at home the same week as spurs play feyanord at home 2 days after... could the whole spurs/arsenal/dutch fans kick off down seven sisters ?
PUREGOLD
oh no my fault, i read the wrong weeks, its ok, no violence here, the spuds will just get battered in holland instead :D
PUREGOLD
oh! I had my slingshot ready! lol
iceman10
whatever.. beyond a shadow of doubt.. we all know that feyenoord is gonna knock the crap out of the uefa cup.. and arsenal will surely be able to take care fo psv yet again..
go4it_adi
feyenoord should deal with spuds easy with players like hofs and van hoijdonk, 2 class players.
hazzagooner
Great stuff, mister. I enjoy reading your articles.
ducksworth
Cusop, the most ironic statement ever?
Little Dutch
BWAHAHAAAA CUSOP IS THE BIGGEST COCKUP EVER. IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF. YOU ARE DEFINATELY A SPUDS FAN. YOU PROBABLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS SOO FUNNY.
mish
Over two legs you should not have any problems with PSV.
sandgroanun
Easiest draw of the CL. Lucky buggers...
MerckZ
 

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