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A Sense Of Perspective

After the shameful performance 'oop norf' yesterday, Vital Arsenal's own Professor Calculus has been in fine form today bringing a sense of perspective to the world.

We have had a couple of visitors to the forum today from the Sheffield area who have been questioning our team & belief rather than our teams performance, to which, the Prof had this to say to the blades fans.

You mean like 'I believe I can fly' yeah that ought to do it, so all Curbishly has to do is tell his players to believe they are Pele or Zidane or even Ronaldinho and then they will avoid relegation.

Your football insight is genius, quick phone up Warnock and tell him to tell his players that they just have to believe they can win the premiership then they will.

We lost yersterday, we were crap, it happens. You should know more about losing than us right? Then you should know that losing is a fact of football, again I'm assuming you are more familiar with this bitter fact than us Arsenal fans. Man Utd lost to West Ham, they were crap, so what, it happens.

Tell you what, next time Arsenal lose to a bunch of volley ball donkey's I'm going draw massive, sweeping conclusions from the result, I'm going to declare all previous stats and facts from the past decade as rubbish and come to the conclusion that in fact fabregas and co are terrible players who just can't handle real football (and by real I mean launchball) then I will decide that even though Arsenal's tackling stats is comparable to the Bolton's of this world, they don't really like to roll their sleeves up and get stuck in, because it's not really getting stuck in unless it's done with an English accent, and this 'getting stuck in' tactic which England love so much has brought them so much success over the past forty years hasn't it?

Yep, all this has made me realize that what we actually need is a bunch of Donkey's who just 'believe' they are Arsenal, Wenger should go out and by an English midfielder who likes to roll his sleeves up and get stuck in, then just tell him to believe that he's Fabregas. Arsenal should forget about buying the real Fabregas, the future is obviously buying crapier players but telling them to believe they are better players. To think that all these years Wenger has been wasting his time just buying qulity players in the first place.


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Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Sunday December 31 2006

Time: 4:29PM

Your Comments

I did want to give this the title of **** happens but thought it may be frowned upon :P
Rocky7
:)))))))))))))) Brilliant!
G4L
awesome stuff, made my day :)..
luckys_10
'awesome stuff'. Yeah, that's what most of the football watching world said yesterday, round about the 95th minute.
greatwhitenorf
Or at White Fart Lane lane when we won the league there for the second time. How many times have you won it there GWN????
Rocky7
And it's all gone quiet over there, all gone quiet over there.........
Rocky7
because they are still waiting I Fink... ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL, ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAAAAL, ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL, AR-SE-NAL!!!! HaPPy NeW YeaR GOONERS!
G4L
You wore yellow, you played yellow. And after the game the players were the classless epitome of the reptile that leads them.
greatwhitenorf
i wonder how u played when you wore that kit coloured like ****e?
G4L
The issue isn't about any other club. It's about a howling hypocrite of a manager, pressured into premature greyness and wrinkles by his club's massive, mounting debt load. It's about his inability to maintain a shred of dignity in his actions now that he's not winning. It's about putting out a lineup that can't cope with all the hard questions asked by the full season of the Premiership. It's about becoming more despised than even Chelsea. It's about watching a facade crumble. Go on, lie to yourselves in countless articles, words beyond number. You've been found out and it won't get any better the rest of the way in.
greatwhitenorf
whitenorf, go away and support your team properly than worry about other peoples.
PUREGOLD
very good response to a bad day at the office....
ernshaw
gwn,so if we are that bad,then how does it make your team look?twice as bad...ten times worse,just remember that no matter how low we go,you will always be lower,are you still feeling bitter from your 3-0 thrashing?
fran merida
 

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