Writer: Nick Simmonett
Date:Tuesday January 2 2007
We all have our own thoughts and hopes for 2007. We all have our preictions for 2007. Iceman10 thought he would share some of his with us...
Abramovich loses Chelsea in a poker game with Randy Lerner. Lerner Gets shot of them sharpish as even a man of his wealth cannot afford to own a company that makes losses in excess of £90 million pounds a year. Mourinho, Kenyon and all the Chelsea fans apply to become Liverpool supporters as DIC take control of the reds.
The Sp*rs open top bus is finally used after over 46 years in the garage. London bus tours promise to have in back in tip top condition as soon as their big red bus is back from the mechanics.
As*ley C*le puts in a transfer request at Chelsea having been made a substantial offer from Italy. Ferrari say they have seen his driving skills and anyone who can stop a Porsche Cayenne from swerving off the road whilst on the phone would be an excellent addition to their team.
Alan Pardew is sacked by Charlton. Having saved them from relegation the previous season. The Charlton board release the following statement: Charlton Fc and Alan Pardew have parted company for the same reasons as when he left West Ham…..The mans a twat.
The player of the season awards are announced and Frank Lampard, Paul Robinson and Andy Reid are all in the running. Melton Mowbray council say they haven`t seen such quality pie eaters for many a year.
Rio Ferdinand isn`t the 1st person to celebrate with a UTD goalscorer (it will never happen)
Bolton put together a 25 pass goal of the season. I pause FIFA 2006 and have a well earned break.
Andriy Shevchenko leaves Chelsea after 1 unsuccesful season. Chelsea Release a statement condemning him as an Alchoholic, Wife beater who threatened to steal Didier Drogbas Hair grease if he was not allowed to leave.
Sir Alex Ferguson is re-hired to be the face of nic-naks.
Sheffield UTD announce plans to expand Bramall lane. They hope to have an all organic section growing in front of the west stand and a small animal farm in front of the kop. They also announce plans to have Ladies mud wrestling at have time in a bid to up attendances.
Any other Gooner predictions for 2007?
Article submitted by Iceman10
Date:Tuesday January 2 2007
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