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Date:Tuesday January 2 2007
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Bolton Will Score Goal Of The Season
We all have our own thoughts and hopes for 2007. We all have our preictions for 2007. Iceman10 thought he would share some of his with us...
Abramovich loses Chelsea in a poker game with Randy Lerner. Lerner Gets shot of them sharpish as even a man of his wealth cannot afford to own a company that makes losses in excess of £90 million pounds a year. Mourinho, Kenyon and all the Chelsea fans apply to become Liverpool supporters as DIC take control of the reds.
The Sp*rs open top bus is finally used after over 46 years in the garage. London bus tours promise to have in back in tip top condition as soon as their big red bus is back from the mechanics.
As*ley C*le puts in a transfer request at Chelsea having been made a substantial offer from Italy. Ferrari say they have seen his driving skills and anyone who can stop a Porsche Cayenne from swerving off the road whilst on the phone would be an excellent addition to their team.
Alan Pardew is sacked by Charlton. Having saved them from relegation the previous season. The Charlton board release the following statement: Charlton Fc and Alan Pardew have parted company for the same reasons as when he left West Ham…..The mans a twat.
The player of the season awards are announced and Frank Lampard, Paul Robinson and Andy Reid are all in the running. Melton Mowbray council say they haven`t seen such quality pie eaters for many a year.
Rio Ferdinand isn`t the 1st person to celebrate with a UTD goalscorer (it will never happen)
Bolton put together a 25 pass goal of the season. I pause FIFA 2006 and have a well earned break.
Andriy Shevchenko leaves Chelsea after 1 unsuccesful season. Chelsea Release a statement condemning him as an Alchoholic, Wife beater who threatened to steal Didier Drogbas Hair grease if he was not allowed to leave.
Sir Alex Ferguson is re-hired to be the face of nic-naks.
Sheffield UTD announce plans to expand Bramall lane. They hope to have an all organic section growing in front of the west stand and a small animal farm in front of the kop. They also announce plans to have Ladies mud wrestling at have time in a bid to up attendances.
Any other Gooner predictions for 2007?
Article submitted by Iceman10
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Your Comments
The Alex Fergusson comments had me in tears...excellent stuff Iceman!!
Rocky7
Excellent article, you should be considered alongside such literary geniuses like Tolkien and Rowling for your imagination to concoct a Bolton goal of the season! Excellent. Oh and my money would be on Lampard to take the mantle of player of the year!!!
roversman
How about Anelka's versus the Arse? Good first contender.
Geruish
iceman - genius, that is one of the best reads so far of 2007.. the man is wasted, talent like that !!! my onlyh point would be, what the hell you playing Fifa for, everyone knows Pro Evo OWNZ !
PUREGOLD
True Pro Evo is better!
iceman10
ahahahahahahahaha ! thankyou iceman ... takes a bow ! and 26 passes... pffft... can you take your goalie and dribble up the pitch do a quick one two with Henry and score a goal ?
PUREGOLD
funny...what about fat man lamps scoring a goal thats not deflected,will that ever happen?
fran merida
More chance of Cashley giving money to charity Fran!
iceman10
PG sounds like your quite the man at PRO EVO!
iceman10
very witty.....crual in places but funny all the same......
ernshaw
lolz iceman, loved the comments on Cashley, quality stuff..
luckys_10
PG pro evo sucks, FIFA 07 rulezz..
luckys_10
superbly written.. but i thought all that was evident..
go4it_adi
I'm affraid the comments about Sheffield United is a load of rubbish. Sheffield is a place for steal workers and uneducated Northerners. As for the rest.... interesting predictions. I notice you don't predict Christiano Ronaldo to remain on his feet for a full 90 minutes. Well you can't expect a miracle can you.
getintoem
in 2007 I actually think Bramall Lane will be sponsored by mccain. What better place to grow potatoes for their chips than that pitch!
iceman10
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