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Shock: Lampard Has Medical At Villa

Shock: Lampard Has Medical At Villa

Tubby Tubster, Frank 'Ginsters' Lampard, has stunned the footballing world by undergoing a medical for Aston Villa.

Lampard eventually turned down the move to Villa after they only offered him 60 peppered steak pasties, 75 sausage rolls & 137 meat & tattie pies per week.

Frank 'I've never seen my winky' Lampard was quoted as saying, 'Pass the HP'












Please note, I'm am not the creator of this article (well the words are mine) the idea has been floating round the interweb, and I thought this was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Credit to The Footie.com


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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Tuesday January 16 2007
Time: 10:50PM

Comments

0
Writing genius at it's best. 10/10 Mush!
simmy8_2000
16/01/2007 22:57:00
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I wish the idea were mine, I squirted Stella out of my nose when I first saw it!!
Rocky7
16/01/2007 22:59:00
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he even turned down our famous balti pies, but we are going to up our offer to 70 peppered steak pasties, 100 sausage rolls, 150 meat & tattie pies, 75 balti pies, doug ellis on a spit roast and a keg of stella per week. watch the fat fu**er run for a pen now!
steff_the_villan
17/01/2007 00:06:00
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Watch Lampard run for a pen? Damn, I'll play just for the Stella! :P
simmy8_2000
17/01/2007 00:23:00
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LMAO..
luckys_10
17/01/2007 03:42:00
0
stupid fat ******** frank
LASAYER
17/01/2007 07:54:00
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hahaha that is funny, at first I actually took it seriously ! doh silly me ! we need one of the morph guys to how us how lamps will look when he is 50
PUREGOLD
17/01/2007 09:03:00
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Good to see he's committed to losing some weight. Come on Frank, you can do it! FIVE MORE STONE! FIVE MORE STONE!
Little Dutch
17/01/2007 09:21:00
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Rocky! Has Stella got a sister?
Emkay
17/01/2007 12:46:00
0
Yeah, she's called Becks. Not as attractive, but she doesn't anger you quite so much.
Little Dutch
17/01/2007 13:42:00
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