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Shock: Lampard Has Medical At Villa

Tubby Tubster, Frank 'Ginsters' Lampard, has stunned the footballing world by undergoing a medical for Aston Villa.

Lampard eventually turned down the move to Villa after they only offered him 60 peppered steak pasties, 75 sausage rolls & 137 meat & tattie pies per week.

Frank 'I've never seen my winky' Lampard was quoted as saying, 'Pass the HP'












Please note, I'm am not the creator of this article (well the words are mine) the idea has been floating round the interweb, and I thought this was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Credit to The Footie.com




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Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday January 16 2007

Time: 10:50PM

Your Comments

Writing genius at it's best. 10/10 Mush!
simmy8_2000
I wish the idea were mine, I squirted Stella out of my nose when I first saw it!!
Rocky7
he even turned down our famous balti pies, but we are going to up our offer to 70 peppered steak pasties, 100 sausage rolls, 150 meat & tattie pies, 75 balti pies, doug ellis on a spit roast and a keg of stella per week. watch the fat fu**er run for a pen now!
steff_the_villan
Watch Lampard run for a pen? Damn, I'll play just for the Stella! :P
simmy8_2000
LMAO..
luckys_10
stupid fat ******** frank
LASAYER
hahaha that is funny, at first I actually took it seriously ! doh silly me ! we need one of the morph guys to how us how lamps will look when he is 50
PUREGOLD
Good to see he's committed to losing some weight. Come on Frank, you can do it! FIVE MORE STONE! FIVE MORE STONE!
Little Dutch
Rocky! Has Stella got a sister?
Emkay
Yeah, she's called Becks. Not as attractive, but she doesn't anger you quite so much.
Little Dutch
Too Funny! lol Atkins, Atkins whats the score!
iceman10
simply superb.. hilarious..
go4it_adi
Cant be any worse than our very own Juan Pablo Angel, give a start i say.
mackaavfc
Thats not frank lampard! he's out of shot way behind this guy breathing out his @rse!
iceman10
not funny but yea he is proberly better then Angel
Christo
I didn't realise lampard needed spectacles!!!
dazza71
that was Funny?
d3
Chelsea fan in sense of humour failure shock!!!!
Little Dutch
sod the article, I like the way fat boy is keeping his hands straight... obviously to make him more areodynamic!!
kenny lunt
what happens next is that fat frank falls over, bounces off the floor, hits the high jump pole and is deflected to an inexpilcable win in the 400m's... well you can change the sport the fat **** competes in but somethings never change!!
kenny lunt
If he cant do 100 Mts in less than 9.75n seconds you will have the let Spuds have him.
col8
 

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