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Kev Is A Gooner

Pre-match yesterday saw a few beers consumed in the Herbert Chapman on Holloway road, in the pleseant company of Mr. Stillman, and the forum's resident fat old bloke.

A couple more in the stadium bar before kick off and one at half time, meant your esteemed editor was in a state of merriment.

As Dave will delight in telling you, Paul Mustchin is a bit of a shandy pants, and tends to get giddy after a few jars of belgiums finest.

So coupled with the adreniline of the game, I could hardly contain myself when I saw 'Kev' from the 'Kev & Bev' Volvo adverts stood only a few rows away from me.

It must have been the shock of hearing such a witty, well thought out and original remark, because when I screamed 'Alright Kev' he turned round and said to me 'Don't you f**king start'

I know you didn't mean it Kev, and the next time you're in the South Stand, I'll let you buy me a pint in way of an apology.


OK, I'll buy you one then ;)

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Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday January 22 2007

Time: 11:24AM

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I remember a good few years ago in the Clock End seeing Lisa Rogers, who goes to every game I believe. Anyways, my rather brave mate walked up to her, I mean right in her face, looked her up and down, turned towards me and shouted, "You're right Tim, she's well ugly!" Classic.
Little Dutch
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22/01/2007 12:02:00

hahaha, didn't he used to be on Grange Hill ? or something like that ?!
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22/01/2007 13:35:00

lmfao.....i remember last year or the year before,the ads were running for a little while,and i was standing on the terrace at barnet,it was quite busy for a reserve match...and you guessed it he walks past us..but he got about a third way down when he was clocked,he wasnt too pleased when about two hundred people started shouting kev! bev! kev! bev!...he went bright red and starting swearing to himself!!!
fran merida
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22/01/2007 15:56:00

hahaha, you know he plays for the arsenal XI celeb team , saw him out at barnet for a chairty game last summer... if only i had shouted something like " go on Kev score for Bev !"
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22/01/2007 21:38:00

In all seriousness, I'd say sorry to him if I sw him again. He must find it incredibly annoying!! Sorry Mark!!
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22/01/2007 22:24:00

Brilliant result has restored peoples faith in a Championship race.
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22/01/2007 22:33:00

its probably very annoying but hes the one to sold himself like a ******,he probably thinks hes a serious ACTOOOR
fran merida
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23/01/2007 00:44:00

***** = w ho re
fran merida
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23/01/2007 00:45:00

hahah fran, he should take is as a compliment, people remember and that means it was a good advert for volvo and him, becuase it sticks in your mind.
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23/01/2007 07:56:00

so does shake n vac...but i wouldnt call that a good ad.
fran merida
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23/01/2007 16:05:00


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