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David Dein Corruption Uncovered

David Dein Corruption Uncovered

After years of speculation, David Dein has finally been exposed for the charlatan that he really is.

On the night that Arsenal took on the mighty Spurs at White Hart Lane, David Dein was found to have been in cahoots with his old buddies at the FA, and the London ministry of transport.

As we all know, David Dein has always had full control of the FA, and even though it has nothing to do with it, the Premier League as well. And now it seems Dein has been using these contacts as a means to his own ends.

After hours of discussions, Dein managed to convince the FA & the ministry of transport to stage a traffic jam in order to delay the Arsenal team bus and unsettle the waiting Tottenham team.

Subsequently, after taking a 2-0 lead, the Tottenham team tiered and were pegged back to 2-2. Mission accomplished by Dein.

However, the Tottenham management and board will look to foil DD's almost fool proof plan by requesting that the original kick off times be used for the final outcome of the match.

If their appeal is successful, Arsenal will have both their goals chalked off as the match kicked off 30 minutes late and the Gunners goals were both scored in the last half hour of the match.

Daniel Levy is preparing a well thought out letter as we speak.

Watch this space.


Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Rocky7
Date:Thursday January 25 2007
Time: 12:52AM

Comments

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They were given lasagne at half-time.....2-0 and you mucked it up!!!!
northwilts
25/01/2007 01:02:00
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Dontcha just love it when they give it large.....then just fall apart. That was like their whole of last season compressed into 90 minutes...Lead for some much of the way, the bottled it like a bunch of big girls!!!!
Rocky7
25/01/2007 01:11:00
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Ah ha! FOD has been saying since 1928 that in 2007 a man named David Dein will cause a traffic jam in 2007 to set up a 2-2 draw at WHL in the semi final of the carling Cup!! He's the root of all evil is DD...him and Mc Donalds...
simmy8_2000
25/01/2007 01:17:00
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Haha my sides are splitting. You should write scripts silver screen comedies.
Henry14
25/01/2007 01:17:00
0
It was all quite plausible until the final sentence, everyone knows that tool Levy has never composed a well thought sentence let alone a letter.
nikolaijns
25/01/2007 01:28:00
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"That was like their whole of last season compressed into 90 minutes" - LOL...I almost feel sorry for the Spuds.
Shinobi
25/01/2007 02:39:00
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You need some sugar with those grapes! 2-0 and you ****ed it up!!!
joelondon
25/01/2007 06:41:00
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and how great was robinson ? i mean my coffee nearly spat all overall my mates TV when i saw him c oming, we both shouted GOAL at the same time when we saw fatty robbo coming out so quick, he must have had some lasagne, cos we reckon he needed the loo pretty quick.
PUREGOLD
25/01/2007 07:32:00
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2-0 tto the Engerland, 2-0 to the OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH. Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hatespur
25/01/2007 08:05:00
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What ever your smoking I will have some.....
col8
25/01/2007 08:07:00
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