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Arse Escapes After Willy Hurts Nani

Arse Escapes After Willy Hurts Nani

After saturday's debacle - when just about everything that could go wrong, did - there is at last a bright side to it all - Cap'n Bill has escaped FA action following the belt he gave Nani towards the end of the FA Cup tie.

There were fears that the Arsenal captain would receive a minimum of a three match ban following what looked like it could have been a bit of a dig with the knee to Nani's thigh, but the FA said, after studying video evidence, 'The referee was not satisfied that it showed evidence of violent conduct and no action will be taken.'

Rising from his grave, the MoanUre manager, Mark McManusFerguson, after dismissing his wife 'Jean', declared the outcome nothing short of 'mudduh', and said

I thought Gallas should have been sent off, the referee must have a look at that again. He kicked Nani from behind and the referee called both over because they sized each other up. He should've been red-carded.

before rolling his eyes, calling Nani his bescht mate and ambling off to buy a kebab, then dancing along the middle of the road while traffic roared past, with a traffic cone on his head. Upon waking in the morning, McManusFerguson had no recollection of any of these incidents.

I'm I'm offering up my honest opinion here - Bill nobbled him, and he's lucky to get away with it. He could easily have been done for it.

On the other side of the coin, Nani and Anderson are a couple of hideous, annoying tosspots, and Cap'n Bill should be honoured by the queen for his actions. That and Flamini roadrunner-stylee tackle on the young portuguese winger (does anyone else think he looks like Michael Jackson in the 'thriller' video, AFTER he's turned onto a zombie?) were about the only two highights in what was a dismal performance.

My sympathies to anyone who was unfortunate enough to travel all that way and spend all that money. 9000 of you did not get anywhere near enough return for what I am sure was a substantial outlay. I've not seen such an insipid display from an Arsenal team since the Gunners limply bowed out of the CL some years ago away at Juventus..



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Writer:Wingston
Date:Monday February 18 2008
Time: 10:27PM

Comments

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He wouldn't have dared try it with Keano or Robbo a few years ago.Typical Arsenal player,looks for an easy target then still does it sly.What goes around comes around.
SweetLeftFoot
18/02/2008 22:31:00
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SLF, you talking about the Keano who ended the career of one Alf Inge Haaland in what was one of the most cowardly acts in footballing history?
G4L
18/02/2008 22:43:00
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Given the over reaction that TV replays usually invoke from the FA disciplinary crew Gallas did get away with it though in a less fevered examination it looks more like Gallas tried to trip him rather than kick him. If all we suffer from this game is a bit of hurt pride then no great harm done. Our attitude could have cost us a bit more though.
Amos.
18/02/2008 22:47:00
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Yeah that him,Haaland tried taking the p!ss out of Roy when he was injured at bELLEND Rd.It took a couple of years for Keano to get revenge,but my god did he get it.
SweetLeftFoot
18/02/2008 22:47:00
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That was disgusting, that Keane challenge. I think it's a lucky break, he should've been punished for that. Can I ask for opinions from Arsenal fans on this Nani showboating business? AVFC fan, in peace I promise.
Carlosio
18/02/2008 23:05:00
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it didnt bother me in the slightest that nani wanted to juggle the ball,the game was lost anyway,if henry had done the same thing i would have cheered.
fran merida
18/02/2008 23:08:00
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Thanks for that little lesson in karma SLF. Does that mean that yo expect Roy Keane to have his career cut short by someone 'going in hard'?
Andy-bayor
18/02/2008 23:11:00
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carlosio - personally, i am with fran merida on that - if it'd been Henry, we'd have been loving it. We were getting tonked, and 'cos it was an opposition player, it's humiliating to have it done to us. But we all used to love it when it was TH14 or Paul Merson doing said juggling.
»»ARsene Knows««
Wingston75
18/02/2008 23:23:00
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a disgrace that gallas gets away with that in my view,but theres a lot worse going unpunished,over the top tackles for one,was nani right in showboating to that extent?just wished he played for charlton lol....... lookin forward to a good title run in between you and utd
stuie70
19/02/2008 02:20:00
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I think Wenger was just sulking a bit with his comments about Nani. Arsenal are all about technical ability and beautiful football......if he can do it, then why not, I don't blame him in the slightest. Oh and SLF? Ending someones career because he called him a name? The act of a big girls blouse, Keane thinks he's a har man, but anyone can pretend to be hard when they know nothing can really come of it.........that or if your facing a 16 year old with a chain in your hand. Biggest *****er ever to cross the white lines.
Rocky7
19/02/2008 03:11:00
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