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Ten Bonus Questions

Ten Bonus Questions

After another heartbreaking defeat, I feel compelled to add some additional bonus questions to Tim's weekly slot. And if you, like me, feel like putting your head in an oven, you might not want to read on.

1) Is Emmanuel Eboue the worst player ever to pull on an Arsenal shirt?

1) Seeing as number 1 is not really a proper question, does the Arsenal defence have amnesia? I mean how many times can the same crap happen before you do something about it?

2) Despite having an awesome season and filling the boots of Thierry Henry, is Adebayor just a great player rather than the world beater we pegged him for earlier this season?

3) Is Robin van Persie the first professional football player to be made entirely from wet cardboard?

4) Has there been any other player in the world to fall from grace as quickly as Gilberto Silva?

5) Is Arsene Wenger's middle name 'Ebenezer'?

6) Does the Premier League need to simplify the offside rule so Adebayor can stay onside?

7) Who does Theo Walcott have to blow to get a starting spot?

8) Seriously. Where the bloody hell is Denilson?

9) What is wrong with Jens Lehmann's hair?

10) How glad will you be when the season is finally over?

Some pretty negative stuff there ....... and that's because, well, I can't find much positive to say.

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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Sunday April 13 2008
Time: 6:14PM

Comments

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I knew that article picture would come in handy one day!!
Rocky7
13/04/2008 18:21:00
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Harsh on Gilberto, Rocks, I thought he had a brilliant game today
super_gooner
13/04/2008 18:24:00
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He was decent today, but once again his passing was woeful. Only last year he was the rock of this team, now, I worry every time he plays.
Rocky7
13/04/2008 18:26:00
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Yeah? which game were you watching? I thought he was poor.. he gave away a stupid freekick to let Man Utd score.. I think he's mobility is a massive problem.. he is a definite gonner for me as far as a "summer clearout" is concerned.
arsenalrulz4ever
13/04/2008 18:27:00
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3) Often wondered about van Persie, always seems more average a player to me as a neutral that the press he often gets.
7) After his dazzling run last week I was surprised not to see Walcott, maybe he will come to a club that appreciates young English talent (Villa)!
The Fear
13/04/2008 18:28:00
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Why did Lehmann start? How could he start after insulting Almunia?
JohnDoe
13/04/2008 18:30:00
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J - I can't sometimes see the logic of not letting Theo suffer from burnout, but he hasn't played too much this season and with only a few games to go he should be starting. Plus how Eboue is allowed near a football pitch is beyond me. Awful awful player.
Rocky7
13/04/2008 18:32:00
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1) No - he just seems like it at the moment. 1) Neither goal was a defensive mistake as such. If Gallas had let it go the shot was on target. 2) Ade is just a good squad player 3) RvP was a creative spark for much of the game today. He has been unlucky with injuries but if they are behind him we have a player as good as any in the PL 4) Gilberto had a pretty good game today 5) No it's Brunel - wait until it's finished. 6) Ade wouldn't understand it no matter how easy it was made. 7) We would have lost the game earlier if Theo had started. 8) Pass 9) Male pattern baldness circa 1975 10) Come on - it's been a good, exciting season. We have looked good enough to be champions this season - just not as good in the 2nd half of it. 11 - the unasked question) There's always another game and another season - cheer up!
Amos.
13/04/2008 18:32:00
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I can't believe there aren't any questions about JT. I'm truly shocked!!! ;)
Fan of Blues
13/04/2008 18:33:00
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JD - Almunia got a wrist injury....presumably from sticking one on Lehmann.
Rocky7
13/04/2008 18:34:00
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