The Hleb Transfer Saga Set To Kill Us All
Barcelona vice president, blah blah blah, claims that they are in talks with Alex Hleb culminating in the most boring transfer saga in football history
Let's do the short version of this. Hleb went for some rum and rasin in Italy, now he might be moving to Spain.
Barca vice-president Marc Ingla claims 'The negotiation with Hleb is still in progress.'
'But despite him being a player with special qualities, if his club are not ready to sell him, we have other options in mind.'
Somebody wake me when this is over.