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Ruud Awakening

In conjunction with the legends series I'm currently running, I thought a shorter spin off was in order. Something a forum member said yesterday got me thinking, 'football would be a quiet place without hatred.' Too true, so from that food for thought I thought why not lunch out on some of the most unsavoury characters that have crossed is Gooners down the years? From Stapleton to Sheringham, through Anelka and Cashley, there are plenty that have felt the ire of acid tongued Gooners. Some players who have tried to leave a giant bitter turd on the Arsenal lawn have managed to embitter supporters (Stapleton, Sheringham), some have fought pitched battles with players (Dixon v Edinburgh, Dixon v Ginola, Keown v anyone within spitting distance of the Arsenal goal). And some characters have earned the chargrin of both (I would chance that if he weren't on the pitch, Fabregas would be the one in the stands handing out the fake Cashley banknotes).

The first player I will focus on who has bathed in the flames of our fury still looms large in the conscience, as he has befouled our recent history. With a rake of the studs and an agonised expression, Ruud van Nistelorooy is one of the bigger pantomime villains of our recent past. Ex club captain Patrick Vieira memorably scribed in his autobiography, 'everyone thinks he's a nice guy but he's a son of a bitch.' Not sure what Mrs. van Nistelorooy thought of that, but it had most Gooners chuckling. Arsenal's first dalliance with the equestrian one came in the summer of 1999. With Nicolas Anelka angling for a move, Wenger sought reinforcements. Before swinging by Turin to shop for a disenfranchised winger, Wenger actually flew to the small industrial town of Eindhoven in an attempt to persuade the two time Eridivisie golden boot winner to join Arsenal. van Nistelrooy was flattered but wanted one more year in the homely confines of the Netherlands before making his move. He was true to his word, moving to Manchester United in spite of a cruciate ligament injury. Arsenal bought Thierry Henry instead.

van Nistelrooy would light the blue touch paper and make enemies with Arsenal for the first time at the end of his first season. On May 8th 2002, Arsenal needed to avoid defeat at Old Trafford to be crowned Premieship champions. Amazingly, Ferguson left van Nistelrooy on the bench in favour of Diego Forlan. By the time Nistelrooy came on, it was too late and Arsenal were already in a one goal lead. With three minutes remaining, Freddie Ljungberg ran the ball forward into Manchester United's half, van Nistelrooy thrust his fist into Ljungberg's stomach. The replay revealed that referee Paul Durkin was staring at the incident square on. In the melee of Arsenal's title celebrations, the media and the referee were able to camougflage the incident. In December of that year, a sneaky handball by the Dutchman assisted United's first goal. Though Arsenal were that terrible that day that the incident has largely been rendered academic.

But in February 2003, Arsenal drew United at Old Trafford in the fifth round of the F.A. Cup. The gloves would come off. After fourty seconds, van Nistelrooy charged at Keown and raked a stud intentionally down from knee to shin. Ruud would later find out that fucking with Martin Keown is not a very good idea. It being the opening seconds of the match, the referee gave him a warning. van Nistelrooy ignored it and after four minutes, lunged into a knee high challenge on Lauren. A punch and two knee high challenges on Arsenal players and Nistelrooy had still to receive a single yellow card. It was getting frustrating. The bad blood between the clubs would continue to boil over in April 2003, when Solskjaer's histrionics cost Sol Campbell a Cup Final appearance (in the aftermarth of that match, Ole would play less than twenty times before being forced to retire). The ill feeling spilled over into the Community Shield of 2003, Djemba Djemba and Campbell swapped studs before Jeffers decked Phil Neville.

The powder keg was swelling and with the F.A. refusing to punish either party, a vigilante situation was brewing. In September 2003, Arsenal again travelled to Old Trafford. In the warm up, Lauren kneeled in the centre circle to tie his boot laces, van Nistelrooy ran past and pushed him over. Sky Sports, who owned 9.9% of United at the time, never replayed the incident. With nine minutes left, Vieira jumped with van Nistelrooy for a header, the Dutchman left his elbows out in too angular a fashion for Vieira's liking, as he lay on the ground, Vieira trailed out a leg towards Nistelrooy but quickly moved it before contact was made. Ruud hit the turf in mock agony and Vieira was given his marching orders. As he left the pitch, Vieira found an unlikely ally in Roy Keane, cameras pick up Vieira shouting, 'he fucking cheated!' as Keane ushered him towards the tunnel, Keane can be seen saying, 'I know, but just appeal.' Simmering tensions exploded when Forlan earned a dubious penalty in the last minute. As Steve Bennett pointed to the spot, Nistelrooy clenched a fist in Keown's face. Once again, Sky Sports were not forthcoming with the footage of that incident. Poetic justice intervened, as with the score at 0-0 in injury time, van Nistelrooy smashed his penalty onto the cross bar. Keown and Lauren, his past victims, could not resist the opportunity to remind him of the dramatic irony. The final whistle sounded and Keown took the opportunity to express his anger with an iconoclastic display of vein bulging, eye popping zeal. A 20 man brawl would again erupt at Old Trafford between the sides. No punches were thrown by either side, unlike a brawl that erupted between Fulham and Southampton one week earlier. But the media's moral disgust was as plaintitive and hypocritical as ever.

Some convenient injuries would keep van Nistelrooy out of the next couple of encounters, meaning he would he would have to wait a little while to hear the veritable jukebox of ditties the Gooners had aired in his honour. But he would cross us one last time. As Arsenal's 49 match unbeaten run came tumbling to an end with Wayne Rooney's clumsy balance, van Nistelrooy would execute another of his patented knee to ankle stud rakes, this time on Ashley Cole. The F.A. could ignore it no longer, and he was awarded a three match ban. van Nistelrooy would end up trying Ferguson's patience with his petulance and was sold to Real Madrid in 2006. Stories abound that Vieira and van Nistelrooy reignited their ignonimous feud in the tunnel following Holland's crushing Euro 2008 victory over France. Ruud should probably count himself fortunate that Martin Keown has retired.LD.

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Date:Saturday July 5 2008

Time: 2:49PM

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I haven't finished reading it yet but LD I already wonder who's next up in this series lol
Lou the Gunneress
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05/07/2008 15:09:00

"The final whistle sounded and Keown took the opportunity to express his anger" - it was an interesting read until then. Very, very one-sided biased review of quite frankly, a disgusting portrayle of football hooliganism from your players. Its a shame, for a minute there i was starting to have second thoughts about arsenal foolish i was.
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05/07/2008 15:27:00

I can remember another incident at Highbury but not the match, before OT, where horse-face stood on Keowns toes away from play. Keown pushed him away and the sob fell over as though hit with a sledge hammer. Nothing happened at the time but Sky replayed the pushing incident incessantly, though not the toe stomping that preceded it. Keown was banned as a result. All that went before it makes that iconic picture of Keown swooping down on RvN after his penalty miss all the more memorable.
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05/07/2008 15:30:00

"Football hooliganism." But there was no violence. No punches, no kicking. All the hooliganism came from one side. But of course, the media had a vested interest in the incident so that wasn't the side that was shown. Our players over reacted, no doubt. But not nearly in the hyperbolic way it was reported, and conveniently United shareholders bskyb chose not to focus on the motives.
Little Dutch
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05/07/2008 15:36:00

U4L, what about Garry nevilles thuggery on Reyes.
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05/07/2008 16:25:00

"iconoclastic display and vein bulging, eye popping zeal" your a legend LD
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05/07/2008 17:31:00

keep it up LD, youre a legend dude, haha cant wait for the next one!
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05/07/2008 18:00:00

Good article and great research. Keep em coming.
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05/07/2008 18:22:00

No research required! The incidents have stayed in the memory banks.
Little Dutch
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05/07/2008 18:23:00

you should read all the comments on soccernet, its funny how they can argue and say blasphemies from an article that has a title " aragones happy to take risk at fenerbahce" it cracks me up.
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05/07/2008 18:53:00

Great article as usual LD!
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05/07/2008 19:11:00

Nice piece LD- the irony is that van horseface was the epitome of the thuggery Sir Rednose instills in all his players, he just wasn't very good at concealing it.
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05/07/2008 21:09:00

Underlines the hypocrisy of Fergusmoan bleating about the rough treatment dished out by Bolton last season. They're always happy to dish it out, not so happy to be on the receiving end though.
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05/07/2008 21:42:00

elbondo - you truly are a muppet! Arsenal fans on here forget that Arsenal still have the WORST disciplinary record under WHINGER???
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06/07/2008 01:06:00

Van Nistelrooy was class as a footballer and still is. With him in our team we would have won the league 8 years running
Bergkamp was a Myth
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06/07/2008 18:25:00

"keep it up LD, youre a legend dude, haha cant wait for the next one! gooner_till_i_die" LOL how can spotty face young kid be a legend? He has no history and is barely out of school? Winterburn started the feud with Man Utd back in around 1988 ..everyone knows that... you lot are so bias!
Bergkamp was a Myth
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06/07/2008 18:28:00

LD talks about You were not even born when he played for Arsenal! LOL What a prize dick!
Bergkamp was a Myth
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06/07/2008 18:31:00

LD - Quote - ' Not sure what Mrs. van Nistelorooy thought of that, but it had most Gooners chuckling. LOL...yeah we were all down the pub chuckling about an autobiography quote!!!!! What an anorak!!!
Bergkamp was a Myth
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06/07/2008 18:36:00

"No research required! The incidents have stayed in the memory banks. Little Dutch" So you remember Stapelton from memory even though he played for Arsenal 2 years before you were born...Yes you are clever after all...fair play mate!
Bergkamp was a Myth
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06/07/2008 18:41:00

I have a profile of you now Little Dutch. You are a 24 year old hat and scarf occasional supporter from Hertfordhire/Bedforshire. You go to the occasional away game shouting abuse at the home fans and when the final whistle goes the hat and scarve go into hiding and you stand by the likes of me incase there's a bit of trouble outside. You then get on the train and as it pulls out the station you wind down the window and start hurling abuse at people again. You remain cocky all the jouney home until Euston/King Cross where you hide your hat and scarf again incase you bump into any other football fans! You're a classic case!
Bergkamp was a Myth
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06/07/2008 18:47:00

van Nistelrooy is and was class, I don't see where I disputed that. The Old Trafford brawl, together with Winterburn taunting McClair had nowt to dowith RVN. I'm not from Hertfordshire. The rest of what you wrote is quite frankly so infantile it's not worth responding to, particularly from someone propoering to be much older than I. I mean,what self respecting over 40 uses the idiom LOL anyway. Were you really laughing out loud at your computer screen? If so, seek mental help mate.
Little Dutch
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06/07/2008 19:58:00

way to go LD.. hez just a nutcase whoz probably been castrated or something when he was like 4.. sigh.. the kind of fans other clubs have.. it actually makes me proud of us lot.. seems like this guy is bonkers.. bergkamp is a myth.. when we have seen him be there.. do that for years....
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07/07/2008 05:38:00

Good one LD. I still dislike RvN for his antics against Arsenal, even though he was very good as a player.
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07/07/2008 09:38:00

BWAS - I'm sure you think you are being very clever, but you are only embarrassing yourself.
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07/07/2008 09:39:00

Almost feels like he is a Spurs/chelsea fan masquerading as an Arsenal fan trying to wind everyone up but just looking stupid
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07/07/2008 17:35:00

The guy is a complete prat...........
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07/07/2008 22:06:00

"and you stand by the likes of me incase there's a bit of trouble outside " that because your knuckles scrape along the ground , you got a bald head, a gold tooth, tatoos and a pit bull ???....
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07/07/2008 22:09:00

Bergkamp was a Myth... Some people would think you are obsessed with Arsenal son, with all your comments & your username? Who do you support then son? Man Yoo? I wouldn't bang on about our fans coming from Herts, when half your fans have to travel over 200 miles, to get to home games! Calling the kettle black n' all that! As for the firm bit... yeah, we may not have much of a firm, but it's better than hitting women & kids, which is what knuckle scraping mugs like you do, init? Now, run along son! Your starting to bore me!
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