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Agent Redknapp Takes Over From Ramos & Commolli

Agent Redknapp Takes Over From Ramos & Commolli

Arsenal's Harry Redknapp has taken over the responsibilities that Agents Ramos and Commolli have performed so well over the last 12 months.

Arsenal employees Juande 'Gooner' Ramos and Damien 'Red & White' Commolli have performed their duties admirably over the last year, and had they not pushed the envelope a little too far by not allowing Spurs to win for the last 6 months then they might have been able to fulfill their mission of putting Spurs in their rightful place.

However, despite this minor set back, Arsenal have unleashed their secret weapon. Harry 'The Cannon' Redknapp.

Whilst the Tottenham fans bask in the glory of beating Bolton (surely it's time for another dvd?) their excitment has hidden one thing from them. Harry is a Gooner.

Speaking earlier in the year on the subject of Tom Finney Redknapp said, "What a player he was, I was a big Arsenal fan as a kid and I remember seeing him play against Tommy Docherty one night. He ate the Doc alive but the Doc still loved him. Reckoned he was the best player that had ever been and he wouldn`t be far wrong."

So there you have it.

All that remains is to wish Agent Redknapp all the best in his current mission, and hope he makes a speedy return to Portsmouth at the start of next season.

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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Tuesday October 28 2008
Time: 12:36AM

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Hail the Cannon! I've also dug up an old article I read before, in which 'Arry recalled how he was brought to Highbury by his dad to watch us face the Busby Babes in 1958, which sadly turned out to be their last domestic game. 'Arry clearly said he's a Gooner so I'm sure Agent Redknapp will continue the Mission Possibly Too Easy: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2006/nov/04/sport.comment1
GoonerLou
28/10/2008 01:05:00
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its so sad that you have gone to the trouble to write that!
Paxton53
28/10/2008 01:20:00
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Haha surely Paul this is a response to Griddo's pathetic posts in the forum. Great stuff
gunnerkid107
28/10/2008 01:23:00
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It was no trouble Paxton, no trouble at all :)
Rocky7
28/10/2008 01:24:00
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"Sad"? Is there anything sadder than having to scroll all the way down to see a team on the league table?
GoonerLou
28/10/2008 02:01:00
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juande 'gooner' ramos 5 scum 1 TRAITOR?????
dspurs64
28/10/2008 02:02:00
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If Comolli and Ramos were in cahoot's with the Arse and if Harry's one of us too, then surely David Bently is the best secret agent s we've ever deployed?
Kutch
28/10/2008 02:05:00
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Harry Redknapp has gone there purely to keep spurs up - he will leave at the end of the season and retire. - spuds have splashed the cash to get him there because he will keep them up - and with ramos they would have gone down - thats worth £30-40m
D4NNYT
28/10/2008 07:31:00
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dspurs - That was just a cunning ploy to get you spuddies spouting off about how you will finish above us again, only to mess you up again. Worked a treat if you ask me.
Rocky7
28/10/2008 08:17:00
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Chance would be a fine thing eh! Don't think I want Redknapp back though - one time being a Judas is enough for me thanks!!
PFCGino
28/10/2008 08:32:00
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