Writer: Rocky7 
Date:Tuesday October 28 2008
Time: 12:36AM
Arsenal's Harry Redknapp has taken over the responsibilities that Agents Ramos and Commolli have performed so well over the last 12 months.
Arsenal employees Juande 'Gooner' Ramos and Damien 'Red & White' Commolli have performed their duties admirably over the last year, and had they not pushed the envelope a little too far by not allowing Spurs to win for the last 6 months then they might have been able to fulfill their mission of putting Spurs in their rightful place.
However, despite this minor set back, Arsenal have unleashed their secret weapon. Harry 'The Cannon' Redknapp.
Whilst the Tottenham fans bask in the glory of beating Bolton (surely it's time for another dvd?) their excitment has hidden one thing from them. Harry is a Gooner.
Speaking earlier in the year on the subject of Tom Finney Redknapp said, "What a player he was, I was a big Arsenal fan as a kid and I remember seeing him play against Tommy Docherty one night. He ate the Doc alive but the Doc still loved him. Reckoned he was the best player that had ever been and he wouldn`t be far wrong."
So there you have it.
All that remains is to wish Agent Redknapp all the best in his current mission, and hope he makes a speedy return to Portsmouth at the start of next season.
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