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Fans of large North London football club seek experienced lasagne chef for six month assignment in the West Midlands. Hotel catering experience a bonus. Please apply within.




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The Journalist

Writer: Tim Stillman Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday December 23 2008

Time: 3:16PM

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Ill sign up!
Tom14
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23/12/2008 15:22:00

Whats the pay like?
number14
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23/12/2008 15:25:00

il apply just give me a minute to stop scratching my arse and picking my nose.
iceman10
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23/12/2008 15:28:00

LOL. Very good!
The Fear
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23/12/2008 15:43:00

LOL - Nice!!!
Rocky7
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23/12/2008 16:58:00

I see what you did there...
Gunnerman
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23/12/2008 17:12:00

lol but can I do pastas instead?
GoonerLou
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23/12/2008 17:44:00

Simmy is a chef, he is probably the best man for the job!!!!!
itsup4grabsnow
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23/12/2008 17:48:00

Haha id find it more amusing if it didnt actually happen to us. Thats the most painful thing
HuddersfieldYiddo
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23/12/2008 19:03:00

frick I don't get it probably english humour...
mtlgooner
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23/12/2008 22:00:00

Truly hilarious rocky! A good tonic to a depressing situation right now at Arsenal
gunnerkid107
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24/12/2008 01:35:00

Not my doing guvnor!! Hail the clown prince of match go'ers!!
Rocky7
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24/12/2008 01:56:00

Ha I misread the writer. Well done LD!
gunnerkid107
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24/12/2008 02:16:00

Nice one LD. mtlgooner, go back to the 2005-2006 season. Arsenal finished fourth that season on the last day of the season, ahead of another north London club. Do you remember what happened to that other north London club that contributed to them losing fourth place?
JohnDoe
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24/12/2008 03:28:00

Mtlgooner how could you not get the joke after HudYiddo's post! lol
GoonerLou
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24/12/2008 05:57:00

i can always sneak in when Villa plays West Ham
korodon
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24/12/2008 07:49:00

Mtlgooner,you obviously represent the majority of goonersTHICK AS *****.That has made my christmas.LMFAO.
cockaduddle
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24/12/2008 09:38:00

As the majority of gooners obviously did get the joke cockaduddle it would seem that you're being none too bright yourself. Merry Christmas.
Amos.
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24/12/2008 09:54:00

He's bitter, Amos. Which, as a Spurs fan, he doomed forever to be.
Moorish
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24/12/2008 10:21:00

LOL LD. Good one.
prits
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24/12/2008 12:44:00

 

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