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The Journalist

Writer: Tim Stillman Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday December 23 2008

Time: 3:16PM

Your Comments

Ill sign up!
Tom14
Whats the pay like?
number14
il apply just give me a minute to stop scratching my arse and picking my nose.
iceman10
LOL. Very good!
The Fear
LOL - Nice!!!
Rocky7
I see what you did there...
Gunnerman
lol but can I do pastas instead?
GoonerLou
Simmy is a chef, he is probably the best man for the job!!!!!
itsup4grabsnow
Haha id find it more amusing if it didnt actually happen to us. Thats the most painful thing
HuddersfieldYiddo
frick I don't get it probably english humour...
mtlgooner
Truly hilarious rocky! A good tonic to a depressing situation right now at Arsenal
gunnerkid107
Not my doing guvnor!! Hail the clown prince of match go'ers!!
Rocky7
Ha I misread the writer. Well done LD!
gunnerkid107
Nice one LD. mtlgooner, go back to the 2005-2006 season. Arsenal finished fourth that season on the last day of the season, ahead of another north London club. Do you remember what happened to that other north London club that contributed to them losing fourth place?
JohnDoe
Mtlgooner how could you not get the joke after HudYiddo's post! lol
GoonerLou
i can always sneak in when Villa plays West Ham
korodon
Mtlgooner,you obviously represent the majority of goonersTHICK AS *****.That has made my christmas.LMFAO.
cockaduddle
As the majority of gooners obviously did get the joke cockaduddle it would seem that you're being none too bright yourself. Merry Christmas.
Amos.
He's bitter, Amos. Which, as a Spurs fan, he doomed forever to be.
Moorish
LOL LD. Good one.
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