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The Most and the Least

Statistically the average human being has one breast and one testicle so it`s always wise to consider what statistics don`t tell you. But they do provide an opportunity for contemplation. Have players performed their roles differently from our perceptions? Can we confirm entrenched opinions or are we compelled to review them?

Whatever, it can be entertaining to look at some comparisons. One of the difficulties in most comparisons is that players don`t all have the same playing time, injuries, suspensions, selection reduce the opportunities individuals have to impress. One perspective then is to look at the playing time for each player and compare what they did in the time they were on the pitch.

The judgements below are from an amalgam of stats so while probably not statistically significant some differences could possibly be found when compiled differently. These figures are only from time played in Premier League games. Champions League and domestic cup competitions have been excluded as collating the data would take too long. Along with the keepers also excluded are those outfield players who only made one appearance or limited sub appearances. So who did or appeared to do what last season?

Most likely to be on the pitch: Denilson played 3179 minutes with 36 starts and 1 sub appearance

Least likely to be on the pitch: Vela played 428 minutes with 2 starts and 12 substitutions

Most likely to score: Arshavin took an average 168 minutes playing time for each goal scored. His quadruple at Liverpool with just 12 starts would have skewed his numbers a little. Closest to him is Adebayor who took on average 190 minutes to find the net.

Least likely to score: Sagna played 2968 minutes without scoring. Neither Djourou nor Gibbs scored either but they had less playing time.

Most likely to be cautioned: Fabregas picked up a yellow card every 275 minutes while Eboue was more likely to pick up a red.

Least likely to be cautioned: Walcott has most playing time this season without picking up a booking of any kind while Silvestre also escaped the officials eye but with less playing time.

Most likely to create a goal: While RvP is the league`s leading assist maker this season it`s Arshavin who has created most assists in the shortest time with an assist every 144 minutes compared to Robin`s 202 minutes. Fabregas was sandwiched between the two at 193 minutes per assist.

Least likely to create a goal: Gallas has spent most time on the pitch without an assist to his credit though neither Djourou nor Gibbs had managed to provide unto others.

Most likely to create an attempt: Fabregas heads this list with Arshavin not too far behind. Cesc took 31 minutes to fashion a goal attempt while Andrey needed just 5 minutes more at 36 minutes.

Least likely to create an attempt: Gallas on average would go almost 6 whole games needing 524 minutes to set up a team mate. Who says he doesn`t get on with anyone?

Most likely to have a go: No surprises perhaps that RvP leads this category. A shot every 25 minutes puts him ahead of Arshavin on 31 minutes with Bendtner just behind him on 32.

Least likely to have a go: Djourou is our most shot shy performer with just one shot in the 1215 minutes he was on the pitch last season. Hleb would be proud of him.

Most likely to hit the target: A big up for Bendtner as the Dane reverses the 'have a go` order getting a shot on target every 57 minutes with Arshavin`s 59 minutes again separating RvP ( who might have claimed something better but for the woodwork) at 62 minutes. Adebayor lagged someway behind needing 76 minutes to get his eye in.

Least likely to hit the target: Again Big Johann only managed one goal attempt and he didn`t get that one on target.

Most likely to pass: No great surprises that Cesc moved the ball around quicker than anyone else needing 1.18 minutes to send the ball on its way with Denilson`s 1.26 not too far behind.

Least likely to pass: Walcott claims this title making a pass every 3.3 minutes with RvP needing 3.15

Most likely to find their man: A need for less ambitious passing as a holding player has probably enabled Denilson at 1.44 minutes to shade Cesc at 1.51 minutes.

Least likely to find their man: Walcott again at 4.11 minutes ahead of RvP 4.02 minutes.

Most likely to put his foot in: Clichy leads this line with a tackle every 23.1 minutes while his understudy Gibbs emulates him impressively at 23.4 minutes. Denilsons 24.6 is also notable.

Least likely to put his foot in: Making his red card this season all the more surprising is the fact that the Togonator takes 211 minutes to wind himself up to make a challenge. That`s some way ahead of the next in line Bendtner at 119 minutes whereas RvP will put himself about at a relatively impressive 58 minutes.

Most likely to come away with the ball: Clichy again will make a successful tackle every 30.5 minutes with Denilson pretty close at 30.9.

Least likely to come away with the ball: Ade again is in a class of his own taking 317 minutes to make a successful tackle.

Most likely to get stuck in: Song is the man to dish it out with a foul every 47 minutes.

Least likely to get stuck in: Theo is this season`s shrinking violet having to plead innocence only every 214 minutes.

Most likely to take a battering: He hasn`t played that often but Vela has had to take some rough stuff having been fouled every 36 minutes.

Least likely to take a battering: Nobody messes with Kolo. He can go 194 minutes before anywhere dares foul him. His best friend Gallas is only slightly less intimidating at 191 minutes.

Most likely to read the game: Denilson can intercept a pass better than almost anyone else making 155 interceptions in the season, one every 21 minutes,while Clichy runs him close with 123 at 22 minutes played.

Least likely to read the game: Adebayor again takes the crown needing 271 minutes to pick off an opposition pass.

These statistics only give a very superficial picture of an individual player`s contribution to the game. There are so many things that can`t be measured. But they provide ammunition for debate and argument and without football for a few weeks what else have we got?



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Writer: Amos Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday May 26 2009

Time: 4:00PM

Your Comments

"Least likely to take a battering: Kolo - 194; Gallas - 191" - If only those two figures related to height...
Tom14
indeed. players with more games and playing time are going to be more efficent than those who are in and out of the team. Also, takes no account of the level of opposition. some players dominate completely against mid or lower level teams but struggle against other top 4 teams. Some raise their game against top 4 teams. Stats of a whole season cannot show this. interesting all the same.
gazzap
"the Togonator takes 211 minutes to wind himself up to make a challenge, Ade again is in a class of his own taking 317 minutes to make a successful tackle, Adebayor again takes the crown needing 271 minutes to pick off an opposition pass." Is this down to laziness? I bet these statistics look less favourable than last year. I would also be interested if you showed the statistic for ground covered.
paul_ownz
You miss one Amos ..... who would be most likely to hit the woodwork? You'll need to do some pretty hefty research to figure that one out!! lol
Rocky7
This article brings up a question I've been thinking of lately. Why is it that Djourou (and to a lesser extent, Song) is so good in the air defensively, but yet is rarely a factor at attacking set pieces. While Gallas and Toure are so bad in the air defensively but are ALWAYS threats on set pieces?
TPowell
Let me start the argument: Adebayor's a lazy tosser. Just joking (well, maybe not); as ever the statistics favour Denilson. Also notice how without him in the team we lost at Man Utd, at home to Man Utd and at home to Chelsea, conceding 8 goals in the process of doing so. There aren't too many players available that can do his job in the team better than himself IMO. TPowell, Gallas' movement in the box is better than Djourou and Song's and his heading ability is also underrated. Djourou's had a strange season, when he had an extended run in the team he formed a good partnership with Gallas, then Toure reclaimed his place and since Djourou's come back to play the odd game he's looked shaky with Song taking his position. Pretty much the same as what happened to Senderos last season.
ArsenalFan01
Doesn't every man also have two breasts? Lol. Very interesting article Amos.
gunnerkid107
Most likely to wind up in 4th next season? Arsenal.
RadioactiveD
TPowell, I can't give you a definitive answer, but of course both Gallas and Toure started out as offensive players.
ArsenalRob
Nah Radio, they'll come 5th behind City! LOL!
haigh_for_7
What about that woman on the film 'Total Recall' surely she would upset the averages?
LondonGooner
Another one I chanced across yesterday was that Bendtner is our top scorer for the calendar year 2009, taking into account there have been no Carling Cup ties for us in that time too. A big nod to his improvement.
Little Dutch
He's also the league's top scorer under 21.
ArsenalRob
Most likely to stray offside - Adebayor is the undisputed winner here, averaging an offside every 9.5min (okay, I confessed, I did not do my mathematics here but I'm absolutely sure that Adebayor won this title hands down)
Temasek
Most likely to overhype the Arsenal team, Big game or his own performance. Theo
paul_ownz
Most likely to have a lower rib or 2 surgically removed in the summer - Adebayor. Most likely to be offside, with an average of 4 times a minute - Adebayor.
shewore
I was driving behind Adebayor a couple of days ago as i live 5 mins from the London colney training ground. He came out the training ground exit in a 4x4 with the liscence plate EM07 ADE following a black Bentley with the liscence plate N4 JVD. Cant figure out who the other car could be but he constantly tapped on the breaks as if he couldnt be bothered to move(just like in real life). I wanted to follow him because in my mind i could make him see why we thought he was a tw**, but i decided i didnt want to get done for stalking.
paul_ownz
These stats don't tell the whole story of course but they do strongly suggest what a good all round player Denilson is, what a good striker/player Bendtner will probably become and the very respectful contribution to the team RVP makes. All of these players have had to endure a lot of largely irrational and unfounded criticism this season past.
norfolk dumpling
I've always been suspicious of people with personal numbers on their cars - the height of self serving, arrogant, conceit. What purpose do they serve other than to say, here I am, don't I look great?
norfolk dumpling
Oh! and what a lot of money I have! Cheers
norfolk dumpling
Not to mention, what a to**er i am.
paul_ownz
Adebayor has "25 Adebayor" sewn into the headrests of his car. I'll just give you a second to absorb that before you reach for the sick bucket.
Little Dutch
I wouldn't be surprised if he has it tattooed across his fallice to be honest :D
Tom14
Well here he is getting Lazy cu** tattooed on his back. http://www.newwavetattoo.co.uk/galleries/14football/arsenal/html/06html/14pp096.htm Now i cant be sure thats what he got, but i assume
paul_ownz
 

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