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Going To See Eboue, We Can Keep Going To See Eboue

It's OK people, we can carry on only going to see Eboue, he's not going to Roma.

Not that we Gooners believe anything the media says, but rumour had it that Italian team Roma were after the god-like Eboue, presumably to cure disease, eradicate poverty and to bring yet further divinity to the Rome area.

Sadly for the good people of Rome, and happily for us, Eboue's agent says that not only is he not going anywhere, but Roma haven't even made contact about the player.

'It isn't true that Emmanuel is close to Roma, he is happy in England, he has a nice role. I don't understand why this news has spread in Italy.' said Franjo Vranjkovic

'Roma has had no contact with me or with our staff. I can say with confidence that the player is very happy in England and it is unlikely he will move.'




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The Journalist

Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday March 11 2010

Time: 4:39PM

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Sell Fabregas to fund his new contract!
Tom14
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11/03/2010 16:55:00

That wouldn't even pay his wages for a week Tom.
Rocky7
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11/03/2010 16:57:00

You can keep your Cronaldo, Rooney and Drogba -- WE'VE GOT EBOUE!!!
jaelle
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11/03/2010 17:01:00

He'll end up in Rome eventually, well vatican city to be precise. 1st black pope, the mafia will overnight cease to be, Berlusconi will throw himself at the mercy of the Italian court and admit all his sneaky criminal dealings, the Roman empire will once again rule the majority of the world.
nikolaijns
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11/03/2010 17:13:00

It must be less than a year ago that so many would have raged apoplectically hearing that Eboue is staying. Now some are disappointed when he isn't in the starting line up. How quickly things can change.
Amos.
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11/03/2010 17:17:00

wenger's face lit up when the reporters asked him eboue related questions in today's press conference. He just loves the guy. so do all gooners. I just hope the sang-froid he demonstrated in front of goal on tuesday wasn't merely a one-off.
Arsene_Wonder
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11/03/2010 17:40:00

he has been a decent enough player for arsenal and he has the ability to do well in any team.but i cant see wenger letting him go.
kingDROG
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11/03/2010 17:44:00

I bet Eboue could build Rome in a day. I've also heard he cries gems, *****s rubies and fart diamonds.
Little Dutch
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11/03/2010 18:21:00

on FIFA 10 it did an auto update and eboue is now a 93 in every position on the pitch, he gets the box cover for fifa 11
bootoo
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11/03/2010 18:48:00

Eboue the LORD of Rome in twenty years time but for now stays put in the Grove.
Blunt G
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11/03/2010 18:56:00

That's not only good News, for us Arsenal Fans, but of all those Away fans who come to The Grove to see EBOUE!
hackneyval
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11/03/2010 19:20:00

Diaby and Eduardo began their healing process by inadvertently coming into contact with Eboue's robe.
Deltaforce
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11/03/2010 19:24:00

We need Eboue to come over here and solve our health care crisis.
jaelle
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11/03/2010 19:36:00

nikolaijns
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11/03/2010 20:31:00

Catchy Caption: The Manu stamp- Eboue invoking the powers, to keep the grass green at the Emirates
Naijagunner
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11/03/2010 21:48:00

Eboue destroyed the periodic table, because Eboue only recognises the element of suprise
sonOfAGun
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12/03/2010 00:12:00

Eboue can touch MC Hammer
sonOfAGun
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12/03/2010 00:12:00

***** Chuck Norris, Emmanuel Eboue has facts of his own!
Tom14
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12/03/2010 00:31:00

Praise him to the sound of the trumpet! Praise him upon the lute and harp!
cesc la vie
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12/03/2010 00:59:00

Haha this is hilarious. Eboue is the only Arsenal player that whilst playing, me and my brother actually laugh at. He's like the super entertainer of football. I really hope he can take the time to teach me that dance.
FuiKaka
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12/03/2010 02:17:00

It's actually a really good job Eboue's in the team. Otherwise we'd have a lot of injuries ... ;)
FuiKaka
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12/03/2010 02:30:00

The God of Dance, Frivolity, Creativity, Hiding things, and Helping others in need. Also known as The Bringer of Light, The Mischievious One and Tinkerbell. As Deities go he's right off the Top Shelf and his cult following is a worthy and necessary gesture. Long live Eboue!
Sir Bobo
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12/03/2010 05:23:00

Jokes aside. He is one of the nicest guys in football and I believe the MOST improved player for us this season. I think slowly we are seeing Eboue becoming first choice RB as his defensive game improves. Love him. Give him a new contract!
Trennon
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12/03/2010 07:19:00

Trennon, what jokes?..
cesc la vie
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12/03/2010 11:30:00

If you say 'Eboue' backwards 3 times before performing the chicken dance in front of a mirror, you are guaranteed eternal life.
cesc la vie
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12/03/2010 11:31:00

The fact that people were getting on his back was due to him being played way out of position, across the middle of the park, now he's back at home on the right side people can see what he has to offer. He's all action & gives us a different option to Sagna. I don't subscribe to him being a utility player really, apart from down the right ofcourse ;-)
shewore
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12/03/2010 12:07:00

Eboue shoots fire from his cock.
cesc la vie
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12/03/2010 14:55:00

Eboue! ah-ahh! Savior of the Universe! Eboue! ah-ahh! He'll save everyone of us! Eboue! ah-ahh! He's a miracle! Eboue! ah-ahh! King of the impossible!
iceman10
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12/03/2010 16:15:00

SonofaGun...I take my hat off for that one! I do love Eboue, even though he didn't join me when I did his goal dance. I looked a plonker, he looks god like!
No 10
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12/03/2010 19:44:00

Fair point
sonOfAGun
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12/03/2010 20:35:00

What about a song to sing for him at the stadium, it sounds like 'I like to move it move it' by The Mad Stuntman. I like eboue 'boue, I like eboue 'boue I like eboue 'boue, I like eboue 'boue I like eboue 'boue, I like eboue 'boue You like eboue. Whatcha think, is that good of s**t? I figure he needs a song to make up for all the ****s that bood him last season
sonOfAGun
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12/03/2010 20:52:00

sonOFAGun, that one goes up at away games a lot. The predominant one is his nameto the tune of Seven Nation Army,then there's "he comes from Africa, he's better than Kaka." In fact, I don't think another squad member has 3 songs for them!
Little Dutch
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12/03/2010 22:30:00

Usain Bolt, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish... But Emmanuel Eboue is the greatest sportsman of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Patresc Vieiragas
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13/03/2010 07:03:00

 

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