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It's About Time Collymore Put A Sock In It

It's About Time Collymore Put A Sock In It

Stan Collymore's piece on the Aaron Ramsey was widely dismissed as the biggest load of rubbish ever written in the history of the world. Ever. The Arsenal blogging community quite rightly labeled this cretin as an Arsenal hating idiot with a transparent agenda against the club.

Well it appears we seem to have ticked 'Stan the Man' (yeah right) off, as he continues to make up lie after lie in his assault on Arsenal Football Club.

This time around Collmore took it upon himself to pretend that he has routinely heard 30,000 Arsenal fans boo Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, and now 'It's about time Arsenal fans ate some humble pie' after Nicky B hit some pretty nice form in the run in for the title.

He's not entirely incorrect, because Bendtner has had his fair share of critics amongst Arsenal fans, but to suggest over half the inhabitants of Ashburton Grove boo'ed the player is a bare faced lie. Anybody in attendance at the Grove, or watching on TV for the match against Burnley will have witness the in form Dane given a standing ovation as he was substituted late in the game. The Gooners recognising that despite a number of glaring misses, the forward worked extremely hard and never shirked responsibility.

Collymore also laughably stated that he would be having the last laugh and that he be saying 'I told you so' about Bendtner.

Excuse me? When did you tell us anything? A couple of days after Bendtner bagged his fourth goal in a week? Well thank you very fucking much you footballing yoda you. Your foresight and football knowledge is second to none. I just don't know how you do it.



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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Monday March 15 2010
Time: 10:30AM

Comments

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Collymore is a depraved man, he knows he will get stick and abuse from Gooners with these articles. Its his new way of getting high now that dogging and female beating is no longer an option, I can just imagine him reading the comments section on the mirror website while hanging from the rafters and banging one out.
iceman10
15/03/2010 11:35:00
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He makes Adrian Durham and Darren Gough look intelligent by comparison.
Tom14
15/03/2010 13:10:00
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The man has the brains of an oven glove.
CockneyRich1
15/03/2010 13:45:00
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He wasnt even as good a footballer as he likes to make out, 3 England caps and no goals, less than a 100 top flight goals. Darius Vassel will look back on his career with more fondness than Collymore can.
iceman10
15/03/2010 14:26:00
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Collymore went further to say that if capello's a real man he would sack lampard from the england squad so the feelings for the man are mutual.
Chelsea24/7
15/03/2010 14:45:00
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Why has he stopped taking his pills?
Sajit
15/03/2010 16:54:00
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Woman-beater. Enough said.
julieloveshenry4ever
16/03/2010 09:50:00
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given a choice of listening to colleymores acid spitting rants, or having red hot needles shoved into my testicals, id take the needles any day
cornish gooner
16/03/2010 19:30:00
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What julie said. Lowlife.
jaelle
16/03/2010 21:06:00
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Stan Collymore is probably the most awesome person on planet earth. He's done more for football and mankind then anyone. I just don't know what you lots problem is? ... :)
FuiKaka
17/03/2010 03:54:00
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