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Allardyce Talking Arse-nal Again

Allardyce Talking Arse-nal Again

As the mighty Gunners prepare to take on Bolton (again), vile wilderbeast, Sam Allardyce has decided to stick his massive fat nose in on things that are none of his concern.

Sam 'Why didn't they pick me as England manager, ergh herr herrr' Allardyce hit out at so called criticism over time wasting made by the lord our Wenger.

Slobber chops said, 'Arsene has been very clever in choosing to make a little psychological profile of the time-wasting issue,'

'It is as though the opposition always do it against them and they never do it.'

'But it doesn't fool us and it doesn't fool most of the other managers either because we know they are just as good at doing it as anyone else when they are winning in the final minutes of matches.'

'He criticised us heavily for time-wasting when we nearly beat Arsenal last season, so hopefully he will be moaning about us again tomorrow.'

I read further comments today (I forget where) where Fatty Arbuckle suggests that Arsenal are just as guilty as other teams with regards to time wasting, claiming that if we hold a slender lead we hold up play and keep the ball at the corner flags and so on in a bid to gain advantage. So while Allardyce suggests Arsene has been very clever, Fat Sam has exposed himself as a bit of a fool.

The time wasting that Allardyce claims we are guilty of is NOT time wasting, it is playing football. Arsenal's ball retention is among the best in Europe, the last time I checked it is not against the rules to keep possession of the ball. Is it our fault if other teams do not have the ability to regain possession? At least they have the opportunity to do so.

The time wasting that Wigan, Newcastle, Bolton, Everton and so on have been guilty of is cheating, plain and simple. It does not offer the opportunity to the opposing team to win back the ball, it IS against the rules and it detracts from an otherwise fantastic game than millions of fans pay vast amounts of their hard earned cash to watch.

For my second point, I'd like to point you in the direction of his final paragraph. Whilst speaking on the subject of time wasting, he claims that Mr Wenger criticised him and his team for time wasting last season, he then goes on to say that he hopes Arsene will be moaning again tomorrow. Could old blubber butt possibly be telling us that he and his team fully intend to time waste again tonight?

Watch this space.


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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Wednesday February 14 2007
Time: 4:57PM

Comments

0
lmao, couldn't of thought of better names for fat old sammy.hope we stuff them tonight. come on you gunners.
Adibodycanscore
14/02/2007 17:11:00
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Come on, you can do better than this drivel.
Geruish
14/02/2007 17:23:00
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lighten up orcmaster, getting worked up ain't good for your elf
nikolaijns
14/02/2007 17:29:00
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Come on the Gooners. Nothing would please me more than to stuff one of Paul Jewell's pies down Fat Sam's neck in the form of a 4-0 drubbing!!
Rocky7
14/02/2007 17:44:00
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they'll be taught a lesson in time wasting (keeping possession) tonite..
luckys_10
14/02/2007 17:47:00
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Lol, now I know why Geruish is the only person not impressed with our kids. Still.
Zeegoonz
14/02/2007 17:47:00
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he *****es me of so much....wat an a*s.!!!!! a few points on ma mind---1)his team wrestles on da feild n thnks dat theye plays good football....??? 2)i thnk dos thugs at bolton r goin 2 b sooo ovaconfident dat dey will mess it up.. 3)possesion is an art , its a skill (not dat any of dos ORC`s wod noe bout it)...while time wasting is wasting time while da ball is not in play.... fat sam will eat his words as da bolton curse is broken..!!!!
HENRY`14
14/02/2007 18:18:00
0
I wonder how long it would take for a penny to hit the bottom of his belly button if you were to drop one in and make a wish?
flv
14/02/2007 18:35:00
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Fat Sam Liardice is about the right name for the bent ********. He will get his tonight 1-3 I think!
Emkay
14/02/2007 19:07:00
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3-1. He can ***** his mouth. I am dam proud of the Arsenal players. Diaby and Denilson were the enforcers. Hleb and Rosicky did their art work. Arsenal outpowered Bolton. I thought that these two should play in this game for the reasons they displayed seems I thought like Arsene which is good :)
Gunners
14/02/2007 23:12:00
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