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Cesc, Nasri & a Seriously Bizarre Rumour

Another day, another boat load of rumours speaking lots without saying much at all. But the lack of anything else to talk about means we might as well join in.

Kinda like when your friend invites you out with a group of people you don`t really like, but in the absence of anything else to do, you go along anyway, complete in the knowledge that the outing is going to make you completely miserable and, in all honesty, is a complete waste of time.

So let`s get cracking!!!!

The feeling of impeding doom is getting greater by the day as comments from Cesc Fabregas really do tend to ram home the fact he`s probably going to be on his bike if Barcelona finally man-up and give us the cash he`s worth. Whilst AC Milan claim they`re out of the running to sign the current Arsenal captain. To be honest I wasn`t even aware they`d put their spiked running shoes on never mind starting the race.

Meanwhile it appears that having dropped out of one race, AC have hopped straight into another to join Manchester United in the hunt for Arsenal`s French midfielder, Samir Nasri, whilst Denilson`s agent "cools" reports claiming the Brazilian will join the same club, saying he "knows nothing" about the possible transfer, funny, I`d not read anything either.

More depressing news is that a whole host of clubs are after our leftback, Gael Clichy, with Manchester City joining the ever growing list of teams looking to capture his signature.

News on incomings seems light on the ground, with Uzbek midfielder Odil Ahmedov claiming Arsenal are interested in signing him from his club side, Pakhtakor Tashkent. He is currently on loan at Anzhi Makhachkala.

What the f*ck? This is so bizarre it`s probably true.

And that about covers it for today, I bet you`re glad you stopped by now huh?

See you tomorrow what? no? why not?




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The Journalist

Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday June 30 2011

Time: 2:10PM

Your Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-q8bmC0EY Yes please!!
ajwb
You reckon you'd get a work permit for this guy? Lord only knows where Uzbekistan sit in the Fifa world rankings...
fifthcolumnblue
FCB - england sit 4th in the FIFA rankings .... they are a complete load of crap ... lol ... As for the Uzbek, from the picture in the article I thought it was the weirdy beardy we were supposedly interested in. Glad it's not the busker.
Rocky7
Denilson to UTD would be revenge for Silvestre
shewore
Odil Ahmedov. Btw 1. This guy has a strange name 2. He's an absolute unknown. If I know Arsene then this guy is sure to sign. Also Rocky, I am betting that you had to copy paste the names of the two clubs Pakhtakor Tashkent and Anzhi Makhachkala.
Eboue=GOD
Even if Nasri does a magical U-turn now he will always be a **** in my eyes. If he goes to either Manchester club I hope it goes terribly for him.
shewore
Oh dear, the wheels seem to be well and truly coming off.. Never mind there's always Defoe to look forward to.. haha
The corner pin
That goal reminds me of the one Henry scored against, was it Man U?
No 10
You'd be spot on E+G, I didn't even attempt to read them, just glazed over and copied and pasted.
Rocky7
Our club is so great right now. So proud.
Professor Calculus
Question is, if Nasri does go, would you rather he went to Manchester or Trafford?
fifthcolumnblue
Good question filthycolumn, brings to mind a question I was asked recently about a hypothetical son I mercifully don't have, I was asked would you rather see him marry that harridan freak jordan or that classless fat bint katona? to which my reply was if he's stupid enough to hitch with either of those scummy feckin clungedragons then he's dead to me anyway so what's it matter? Hope that helps!
nikolaijns
Can't believe Wengers even contemplating selling Cesc and Samir, unbelievable. If Nasri goes to City i'll hate him so much and give him so much abuse he'll wish he'd never stepped foot on the pitch.
bear.imp
Has Wenger come out to say he is "contemplating selling Cesc and Samir"?
Naijagunner
By the way, the England U-17 keeper to the World cup is a talent; very self assured and a quick thinker, apparently. Good one there in qualifying for the last 8.
Naijagunner
Which one of them lovely ladies is City in your analogy Niko? Do tell
Bluedub
City has to be Katona - very modest background, then went crazy when they got a missive cash influx. Man U is Jordan - quite nice to look at, but no one can doubt that they get help from others.
No 10
brilliant Niko, I think that sums it up to a tee!
Gooner_Vin
I think it's time we got our billionaire owners to put a few squids in the Club and we speculate to accumalate like. Nasribayor is really leaving a sour taste and can't see how he can play for us again after this. Greedy twunt.
Gooner_Vin
Deary me Nikolaijns, the strain of watching your beloved club going down the pan makes you sound almost as bitter as a Spurs fan. Enjoy your summer.
fifthcolumnblue
Personally I would give both Jordan and Katona a go.
rooneyisgod
FCB, a club which hasnt bought the title even after spending what you have, a club which won a trophy after 34 years earlier this year cant say 13 time champions Arsenal who finished 3 points behind you are going down the pan.
Deltaforce
Bang on No 10! @ filthycolumn cheers, I'm having a wicked summer ta! primarily as I am ignoring all the back page hack rage lovepastefest frothing over nothing. I'd love to keep both cesc & nasri but if neither want to be at Arsenal then I'm all for wishing them both well, getting as much as we can and getting players in that do, You by contrast are sounding more and more like a gloating glory hunting rag everytime you come here, go figure.
nikolaijns
'...a hypothetical son I mercifully don't have...' More brilliance from another piece of Student Gwant does Alan Sillitoe on Vital Arse.
lordjohnny
If you're talking comedy then the recent piece on vital cock on how you have the players to rival Barca takes gold every single time johnny. Mucho mucho cyber hilarity.
nikolaijns
'....players to rival Barca' Oh how I love that phrase. It's like hearing the first cuckoo every close season. And when it comes to amusement, nothing beats "usted no esta en el Arsenal ahora, usted se sentara en el banquillo". Hilaridad!
lordjohnny
I didn't realise the phrase in question was so treasured by sp*rs supporters, do you wheel it out every season then to make things feel less, how do I put it...t*ttenham?
nikolaijns
Oh Ok I've just sussed why you're here, it's to beg for a few pence for your mythical stadium isn't it? fuggin Camelot has more basis in reality than your 60,000 seater unicorn. Begging cap in hand, like some windscreen lathering squeegee pikey, how humiliating. Please mister, help us with our super size council house? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_7014839,00.html
nikolaijns
Er.... I think 'pikey' is an unfortunate and ill-advised epithet given your history. Correct me if I'm wrong, but....... (pulls Bill Hicks gurningly inquisitive face)..... WE'VE NEVER MOVED.
lordjohnny
yeah not through lack of trying though eh sunshine?
nikolaijns
In fact you're still trying now despite it being made perfectly clear yours was the weakest bid, all that on top of begging for your grant, do you lot ever actually have a coherent plan of any shape or form? Cos it comes across to anyone else that you are pretty much desperately winging it, what plan is it this week? 10 lines on the lottery and free entry into a 'win a stadium' competition run by the South African Chronicle?
nikolaijns
arsenal fans wow men u guys r really trying coping with dis wenger guy men i give u guys thumbs up..........his gonna ***** dis club up then is gonna leave jst wait n seee.........
henry_shyboy
man dem hench bruv init, spk nuf truf wegner wut u holla holla dem yoot truss dey kno. Big up da maidstone massive.
nikolaijns
Its about time Winger either cougsh up or ***** off, dont you think.. Not being an Arse fan at all, I can help pity you club, if he just invested som millions in 2 or 3 experienced players Arse would be battling for the PL, and probably win it once in a while.. But hey keep him on, at least we know Arse is out of the race next season.
nordkap
nordhead, how much exactly is "som millions"? Or do we assume that the 17 other clubs who won nothing last season had no experienced players (and conversely, United, City and Brum had the most experienced players)?
Naijagunner
niko - good wun dere innit
Gooner_Vin
nuff speck vin lolz me chip n0w lik gots skool tomoro init bruv
nikolaijns
Us fans are all losing our heads when nothing has even happened yet.Wait until clubs resume training then players can actually have their say on what they want.
Chelsea24/7
 

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