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Luis Suarez - A Tiresome Cheat

Laurent Koscielny has just been announced the winner of the "Stating the Bloody Obvious Award 2012" after going on record to say that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez is an 'orrible cheat.

Ask by L'Equipe his least favourite frontman to play against his answer was scathing, and his reasons not because of Suarez`s obvious talent.

Suarez is a documented 'orrible cheat' with a list as long as his face of indiscretions, the latest of which came against fellow 'orrible cheats', Stoke, after Luis performed an admirable triple pike with half twist in an attempt to win a penalty. Suarez (along with Bale) is the only player to receive two yellow cars for simulation this season.

"Who is the forward I hate to face? Suarez, He is tiresome to defend against. He cheats. He pulls your shirt, giving small blows. You always want to give him a kick but you have to be careful not to be red carded."

'For example on September 2 against Liverpool, it was the case with Luis Suarez.

'He is a player who likes to dive as soon as there is contact. During a challenge we jostled a bit each other and he fell. 'He started to talk to me in English, to say it was a penalty.'


Koscielny did risk getting a little bit "Stokey" when saying he`d like to kick him, but let`s face it, who wouldn`t like to swing a sized 9 steel-toecap in the little horse-faced cheat's nadgers?




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Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday October 15 2012

Time: 1:51PM

Your Comments

The wrist smooching pr**k.
Rocky7
Don't often agree with gooners but the man is telling the truth.
spurdon
It's more than a wrist Rocky, it's his wife. But...hang on a minute suarez takes to the pitch in his own words 'with nothing but the innocence of a child' so someone here is not telling the truth?
nikolaijns
Still at least the scouse can get a little more mileage from those suarez t shirts.
nikolaijns
Watch out for media coverage about whether or not, Kos and Suarez observe the customary hand shake when next we play against Liverpool. Maybe, we could do without that bit of tension, even though maybe the interviewers' prodding has elicited that response.
Naijagunner
Just shut your trap, put your head down and learn to defend Kos.
Will-i-am10
I see you still have it in for Koscielny, Will-i-am-10;-)
Naijagunner
Kos can defend better than most in the PL, he's just had a couple of bad games. You have to remember that even professional footballers can't play well every game. Kos was one of our players of the season last season, you don't just lose that.
Rocky7
He didn't even have "bad games", really. It was more like a couple of bad moments in one game.
Naijagunner
probably the most vile odious import into the English game ever.... and Suarez aint that great either.
Viyyash-Ramosh
 

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