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Lampard Signs Contract With Barca

It has come to light that Chelsea's own walking advert for Ginsters, Frank Lampard, has snubbed a new contract at Chelsea and has opted for the Spanish Champions instead.

The story was broken by the boys from I Hate Chelsea.Net after they acquired a picture of the world champion sausage roll scranner relaxing at the Barca training camp.

Lampard chose Barca over Chelsea after it was announced that a 'Pie Toms' factory will be opened just a short walk from the Nou Camp Stadium.

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The Journalist

Writer: Rocky7 Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday March 13 2007

Time: 4:15PM

Your Comments

and as if by magic so it appeared !
Did you ever doubt that it wouldnt? :)
ermmmmm, well maybe the speed surprised me !!! ;)
Considering I'd not read your post till after I'd published it.......
Has Lampard lost weight or is it the angle of the photography????
Oh I get it, it's been airbrushed.
I think he looks like he's counting the cheese and onion pasties on the plate
At least we now know that Tupac didnt kill biggie smalls....this kid ate him!
LMAO he won't even make the barca youth team..
lol, iceman, how the hell would tupac kill biggie if tupac died first than Biggie? : pp.I think you're looking at Robinson.
Tupac aint dead! Makavelli lives on Kevin!
Maybe if Fabregas put on a few pounds he'd score more often! :)
And maybe he could grow moss between the rolls of flab on his gut! No thanks!
Right you are Westl, just because he's heavy doesn't deflect from his goals ;-)
nah thats a pale huddlestone
HAHA K-chelski your right, we could re-hash this pic and use it for the spuds and ROBINSON ! genius ! rocky, i can't believe you didn't se my thread and posted this, that is like stalker scary like m8 ! freeky, i am now searching my office to see if you have installed any hidden cameras !
that is funnyy,, Fat Lampard
Laugh if you like, but this is serious guys, because Brian Barwick told me that just out of shot you can see Adebayor "aiming a punch" at him. This picture of Lampard, clearly having been decked by Ade, will provide the staple of the F.As case against us!
Little Dutch
Oh and is it me, or in the other picture of Lampard above, the one of him in a Chav shirt, is he trying to eat his fingers? Or maybe he's just spotted a stray bit of bbq sauce?
Little Dutch
You guys are heartless!
Isn't that robinson after the subway diet!AHahahahaa
They are, i think robinson ate them(hearts) all.
westl, don't make me "aim a punch" at you. So help me God I'll do it!
Little Dutch
lol!! LD I 'd hate to let you loose around Soho Square with any sharp instrument... but then again who can stomach the FA?? Talking of stomachs, the first picture of Frankie is him using the back of his hand to force in the vegetables thrown at opponents when taking corners.
I bet he is munching on a finger, they look like a value pack of "Walls Cumberland Sausages"............ Also LMAO @ LD's comments!!!
Still he manages to outscore every Arsenal player. I think I take him as he is.
Funny article although let down by the fact that for the first time ever in an article about Chelsea on this site you didn't mention the words 'class and dignity'. Perhaps Frank ate them :-)
To be fair I hear frank is the best 'trainer' in the Chelsea squad. Mourinho drives an ice cream truck at 30 mph with the jingle on and frank wont stop running after it until he gets his mr whippy with a 99 flake!
iceman10 Watch how he celebrates his Barca move!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... careful with Youtube, they are getting suid buy Viacom at the mo.. and no its not a viagra site, VIACOM owns MTV amongst otrhers... they are suing for 1BILLION dollars, cos youtube ( owned by google ) is showing clips of their Tv shows without permission ! UMMMMMMMMMMMM !
I heard about that! Do u reckon the geezers who sold it to google might have known this was coming?! ooops!
THERE IS A SITE CALLED IHATECHELSEA.NET HAHAHAHA, SAD& OBSESSIVE, ..we are back to back champions, make all the excuses you want..2 years on and people still cant handle it.
people spend more time hating Chelsea than supporting there own team...why?
Until 2 years ago you spent more time hating Arsenal than supporting your own team JCFC so ***** off
Ozi Gooner
No he didnt Ozi he was a manc back then.
Weird, because despite being "back to back champions" (), more articles appear about us and Liverpool on your site than your own team. Persecution complex, or inferiority complex? You decide!
Little Dutch
And we have resident chavs on our site every day. How many Gooners do you see camping out in your little Chav village?
You are right Little Gold. It isn't just Whinger that is a voyer, it's all Arsenhole fans. They just can't leave us be. After reading all the taunts above I am happy to say that this fat bloke would have gone straight in to the Arsenhole midfield and he would have been outstanding in your sad loser team.
Arsenhole 4-ever
See my point?? You order a c*** and one appears.
Had you been intelligent enough you may have seen the irony in appearing foaming at the mouth on an Arsenal site accusing us of voyeurism. Especially as your 'tag' is also in reference to our great institution. Stupid is as stupid does.
Been a Chelsea Fan from day one if you must've never won the premiership back to back if you must know..:) Look forward to that game at the emirates, youve had another poor season but beating Chelsea would be better than winning the champions league to some of you..There might be a few articles about Liverpool now n then but so what, It's not hate or jealousy that comes from some clubs onto us.
Blimey JCFC you type well considering you must be over 100 years old. I still have no idea why you are here.
Well at least one good thing have come from this season, Henry's injury. Thank God! Let's all hope that Fabrekaka joins Real anf Mr Whinger gets the boot. Then you'll be facing Norwich, Preston and Stoke. It's just a matter of time.
Arsenhole 4-ever
Ahh welcome back brains. You have just summed up the difference in class between our clubs. Keep going.
Is Arsenanhole for ever Russian or Jewish?
Ozi Gooner
A russian I think. His mental state is easier to decipher however. I'm guessing the schools are off this week.
While Chelsea will be facing.......nobody because they'll be out of business.
Little Dutch
When was the last time you werent top flight, a lot more recently than us me thinks.
Ozi Gooner
Spurs might just have a better season than Arsenal this year
Spurs might have a better season than you this year, you could win the CC and they could win the CC of Europe, but neither will win anything else so ***** off.
Ozi Gooner
You sound a little bitter, Ozi. You talk a lot about Chelseas and Spurs past and future when you really should concentrate on your own rubbish team. All you Arsenhole fans go on and on about that your style of play is the future of football but if the future means winning no titles then it's not the future - you're already there. And this is a fact because you are out of all competitions and you won't make top four this season. Or next season. Or next......
Arsenhole 4-ever
He's not allowed to sign a pre-contract. That can only occur if he was in the last year of his contract. He can buy himself out of his contract for 8m but cannot sign with anyone else until he has done this
How about 3rd you jizzbucket
Ozi Gooner
Did I say 19, sorry, meant 20 goals. That's 10 times Fabregas's scoring this season.
It's official, Sir Harry actually has NO sense of humour.
Little Dutch
I was loving the banter about Lumpard you morons!! Oh, and JCFC, if you count the number of times we've beaten you in the last 10 years or so, you'd realize that beating you lot can't mean much to us. I mean, before the Russian oil money came in, the last time you lot had beaten was when Margaret Thatcher was domiciled at No. 10 Downing Street. (Is "domiciled" a word you can use in reference to a person who is still alive?).

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