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'Arsenal, Watching Eastenders!'

'Arsenal, Watching Eastenders!'

This time last year Arsenal were preparing to take on the mighty Juventus, Oh what a difference a year makes.

With Arsenal making an unusually early exit from both Champions League and FA Cup, the rival supporters are left singing 'You're gunna win f**k all' and the even more amusing 'Arsenal, Watching Eastenders', so it is with this in mind that Vital Arsenal provides you with the ultimate tv viewing guide for the rest of the week.

Ok, so on Tuesday night instead of facing Liverpool for the 5th time this season, PSV take our place leaving us clutching the tv guide.

So what's on on Tuesday.

Soaps

7.00 - 7.30 ITV - Emmerdale Farm
7.30 - 8.00 BBC1 - Eastenders
8.00 - 9.00 BBC1 - Holby City
9.00 - 10.00 ITV3+1 (What the fu**?) - The Bill

Comedy

7.00 - 7.30 Paramount Comedy - Scrubs
7.30 - 8.00 SkyOne - The Simpsons
8.00 - 8.30 - UKGold+1 - Open All Hours
9.00 - 9.45 - BBC3 - F*ck Off I'm Ginger (yes it really is called that)
9.45 - 11.30 - Planes Trains & Automobiles

Any other Crap

7.00 - 7.30 Trouble+1 - Different Strokes (You remember this?)
7.30 -8.00 Hallmark - Diagnosis Murder
8.00 - 9.00 Bravo+1 - Walker Texas Ranger
9.00 - 10.00 SkyThree - Who Killed Diana?

Feel free to suggest any categories you want adding.

Tune in tomorrow for Wednesday's compulsive viewing.

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Writer:Rocky7
Date:Monday April 2 2007
Time: 12:52PM

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Comments

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And who says Gooners take themselves too seriously
Rocky7
02/04/2007 12:56:00
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I'll be turning the tele on for '**** off I'm ginger' and scrubs. There was a couple more of them 'fu*k off' shows, there was 'fu*k off I'm small' and fu*k off I'm a hairy woman.'
simmy8_2000
02/04/2007 13:06:00
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Brilliant article guys!!!
LUFC1
02/04/2007 13:19:00
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Adult 9pm - 5am Babestation 1 - 906 9pm - 5am Babestation 2 - 908 9pm - 5am Babestation 3 - 910 9pm - 5am Playboy 1 - 912 9pm - 5am Babecast 1 - 915 9pm - 5am Babecast 2 - 961 I suppose you could waste away the hours watching girls jump up and down on a bed! not that i would know!
D4NNYT
02/04/2007 13:28:00
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To be honest I'd much rather watch Scrubs than us, for example, beating Juve. There's no getting away from it, Scrubs is one of the greatest shows ever made. Also we've already played 'Pool about 40 times this season, so I'm glad we're not playing them again....... So ner!!!
scooch
02/04/2007 13:32:00
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C'mon! How can you forget about Life on Mars on BBC 1 at 9pm?
Bud
02/04/2007 13:35:00
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Actually being a pikey gooner fan is bit like ""LIFE ON MARS"".. In a coma!! Living a fantasy no one else can see..!! Enjoy I personally will be cheering the British teams left in Europe knowing they have British players with a special time set for Thursday.. Yoou guys need another Nigel Winterburn.. I bet little dutch girl thought he was crap!!
cusop
02/04/2007 14:09:00
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Being a Spurs fan would be a bit like being in Canto XII of Dante's 'Inferno', being condemned to constantly push around a huge weight, endlessly and pointlessly for eternity.
Little Dutch
02/04/2007 14:23:00
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LD, I recommend making a comparison that spuddies could understand. Dante Alighieri is surely not going to do it.
G4L
02/04/2007 14:40:00
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and LD, please explain our guests from the lane what 'Canto' means. If they all share the IQ of mr. cusop there, they could think you are refering to female genitalia.
G4L
02/04/2007 14:44:00
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