There's been little to report in Arsenal world over the past week, and Bank Holiday Monday is no different.
The close season offers nothing in the way of interest, indeed the only excitement derives from clicking the so obviously dodgy article links on news now.
You may wonder then, why I've even bothered to committ fingers to laptop.
The answer is simple.
I'm sooooo bored.
The impending birth of my first child means I've had a lager embargo forced upon me, the cricket has been rained off (again) & my thumbs are still too sore to even think about jumping back into Xbox live.
So whatatodo on this Bank Holiday?
It's at times like these I wish one of our big players would consider leaving just so I've something to do. Ok, maybe not.
Ok, so now I've got that off my chest I'm off to give the wife a squeeze and see if I can pop that little bleeder right out of her.
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