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Spurs In Shock Swoop

Spurs In Shock Swoop

Vital Arsenal have just had a tip off that Spurs are about to make a shock swoop.

Following months of negotiations, and having just failed on bringing veteran striker Teddy Sheringham back to White Hart Lane, the board of Tottenham have turned their attention to Gary Lineker.

Lineker has agreed a two year deal to include 3 packets of Walkers salt and vinegar and one packet of barbeque beef per week.

Gary said: 'I'm delighted to be going back to Spurs, obviously I've not played for a while, but I think I fit in with Martin Jol's policy of buying youth to build for the future.'

Adding, 'I'm also really pleased with the terms. The salt and vinegar crisps are great, although I do think I've taken a bit of a risk with the barbeque beef ones, they are a little bit 'mad' for me, as I don't like anything too exotic'.

The Spurs fans, who are currently dancing in the streets for being above their local rivals Arsenal and evidently not realising the season hasn't ended yet, are said to be snapping up the replica shirts in great numbers. The Spurs Shop said: 'The demand has been unprecedented, we sold 3 shirts within a week and have had to take on extra staff to cope with the sudden rush'.

Writer:Rocky7
Date:Monday January 30 2006
Time: 12:26AM

Comments

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Must be difficult finding things these days with Arsenal being so pitiful. At least Lineker would be able to kick a ball unlike Van Persie.
oxygen
30/01/2006 00:41:00
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My God they really do allow any monkey to post articles on here don't they.
darkknight
30/01/2006 00:42:00
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are you implying that oxygen is none other than the "he's pretty old so he should know better, van-nistelrooy-hater" martin keown?
welcometomylair
30/01/2006 00:48:00
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Ha! Yes, very good, very funny. BUT Spurs are still above Arsenal!
robdacat
30/01/2006 01:12:00
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Nice idea for a piece, badly exercised (the mood in the white side of North London is actually very cautious about Spurs' current league placing). All smells of sour, Uefa spot grapes to me. And one final point - If I was a Gooner, I'd sooner have Bob Wilson between the sticks than that petulant German pillock any day.
scottnick72
30/01/2006 02:06:00
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go .... ur mum u peaedo ....
spursnut1974
30/01/2006 02:22:00
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van persie a ball... lol e cant even talk na girl into opening her legs wivout getting upset...? w**ker
Gilzean
30/01/2006 02:47:00
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I'll uck many girls, yr mum too lol but they will always smile n say plz (thrice), n if u fink u r finking dont u may explode gooner s**te lmao
Gilzean
30/01/2006 02:49:00
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Go on...? do i seem like someone that gives a s**te go back below the thames u dont have history... Johnny Lydon... yeah still cant sing and drop their nickers...
Gilzean
30/01/2006 02:52:00
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swoop lmao u cudnt swoop if u tried.... dream on... we did it better and earlier... follow yr leader and no i dont want yr sisters number... Stelios i uckin love yr header.... 1-0 get in the Giannno...! OK enuff i got some 18 yr old goonerette next to me.... how do i get her to take my cockerel on her tonsils... u dont know lol, welll lol now wonder she her tongue is lapping... go on use yr hand lol
Gilzean
30/01/2006 02:57:00
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