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With Mr Simmonett laid up in a hospital bed with a broken ankle, it has been left up to yours truly to publish the match pre-view.

This will mostly likely be the easiest article I've ever written for Vital Arsenal as I am crapping myself too much to put any effort in, instead using this as a place for members to discuss pre-match issues.

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Match Facts & Stats

This will be the first match this season that I am crapping myself about.

Ref Watch:

Coward Webb - I am especially crapping myself about the ref.

Match Prediction:

Prediction? I predict I will crap myself before kick off.

Next Fixtures:

Who gives a crap?

Writer:Paul "Crapping Himself" Mustchin
Date:Friday November 2 2007
Time: 7:29PM


Sounds like a bowel disorder of Tottenhamesque proportions!
02/11/2007 19:46:00
This one of a very few fixtures that has me worried for weeks before hand. I was lucky enough to get a ticket for last seasons home win over United and I honestly thought I was going to die of a heart attack. But nearly died of joy in the 93rd minute. Thierry Henrys last ever contribution to his goals tally.....and what a belter!!
02/11/2007 19:50:00
See Gordon Mcqueen on SKY ?...he says that they are a better side than us and he doesn't think many if any players would get in the Utd team !!...Also Ferdinand and Evra are better than Gallas and Toure....hope that the Utd pair do the same marking as they did last time at the Emirates !!...Specially when crosses come in lol
02/11/2007 19:56:00
Let them think what they want radar.....we know where the quality lies!!!
02/11/2007 20:00:00
I know what you mean. It's sometimes difficult to enjoy games like this as you get so wrapped up in the outcome. There are times when I just want the thing to be over and hope that the result has gone our way. The thought of sitting through 90+ agonising minutes when anything can happen is difficult to endure. Still, maybe we'll be 4 up in the first 10 minutes in which case I'll feel pretty relaxed and enjoy the game!
02/11/2007 20:00:00
That would be the only scenario in which I could totally relax Amos, though they'd probably need to be down to nine men. Still, these are the games that make you love football (when you win).
02/11/2007 20:02:00
That's a lot of crap for no good reason big man. We will win 3-1. How did the other fat git break his ankle then?
02/11/2007 20:12:00
Rocky TH14 scored against Boro at the riverside after his late Man U winner.
02/11/2007 20:14:00
I want to hear this story of simmys broken Ankle.
02/11/2007 20:17:00
I believe Nick stood up and his ankle just couldnt take the weight. And Gunnerkid, if that's right you've spoiled my fantasy that I was there when Henry scored his last goal for Arsenal :(
02/11/2007 20:33:00
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